Slightly drunk....

[Cook$]

for the first time in a while. Haven't drunk much since the 'Gincident' at CPPS. Anyway, it's been a tough week, massive assignment in, troublesome child, and other things. Might buy myself something nice to cheer myself up. Or someone could tell a joke. Or post up a video that no one will watch. Or give me suggestions of what to buy.
Bit of a none-thread really, but f**k it, I'm a mod.

 

[KP01]

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other "Who's driving this thing?"

****COOK$ edit... Anyone who likes this gets banned****

 

[Tony Harrison]

According to Hamleys, this £625 go-cart is going to be very popular this year. Not in my house, though.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/10927991/Hamleys-Top-Ten-Toys-for-Christmas-2014-In-pictures.html?frame=2955549&page=1

 

[Cook$]

Kid's name is Archie, nuff said.

Here's a thread, what did you name your kids? I will mock wherever I see fit.

 

[Spookls]

My kids
Felicity
Billy
Jack (in5weeks)
One was name after an Austin powers character

 

[Cook$]

Meh, nothing too bad. If my Emma had been a boy, her middle name would've been Thor. After one of my favourite cyclists. Then the films happened.

 

[Gee Tee]

Was your favorite cyclist named Thor due to excessive saddle chafing?

On a more alcoholic note...

I bought a bottle of this today. Can't see it lasting very long - it's bloody fantastic

 

[Dusty]

Have tried the Jack Daniels Honey and didn't really like it, must give the JB a blast sometime, I'm still waiting for an excuse to crack open the Sinatra bottle though

Kids names

Sophie Anne
Ethan James
Erin Deirdre

None of which are in the double barelled fashion.

 

[outkastmike]

Still on the Bourbon whisky theme get yourself to Morrison's they have John Lee bourbon at £12.00 for a 75cl bottle and it was pleasantly smooth but they have Jack Daniels on offer at £15.00 a bottle this weekend so I'll be taking the JD route this weekend.

Emily.

 

[Dusty]

Still on the Bourbon whisky theme get yourself to Morrison's they have John Lee bourbon at £12.00 for a 75cl bottle and it was pleasantly smooth but they have Jack Daniels on offer at £15.00 a bottle this weekend so I'll be taking the JD route this weekend.

Emily.

We don't have Morrison's over here unfortunately, it's a shame because I frequently see some very good special offers.