A guy walks into a paintball site......

[Tony Harrison]

....with my son, who got invited to a paintball birthday party.

Then one of the refs tells me there are two kinds of paintball - 50 cal and 100 cal.

Looks like people have been holding out on me all these years.

TBH, I'd like to get hold of that 250 cal stuff....

 

[kway44]

I'd like to get hold of that 250 cal stuff

Lol

 

[Brisance]

interesting....

Did you manage to have a conversation with him?

 

[Tony Harrison]

interesting....

Did you manage to have a conversation with him?

Nope. That was enough. If only he had mentioned 250 cal.......

 

[Tony Harrison]

In a related article, a guy walks into a paintball site and finds out the owner pays the refs by kaboinging them.

True story.

 

[Brisance]

250 cal you say??

 

[Tony Harrison]

The more I think about it, the more 250 cal makes sense. Imagine the PSP webcasts.......no more boring, long-ass points, and actually being able to see the hits properly.

I've been playing with the wrong balls all these years.....