...and some more limerics

[Smally85]

Sorry I've been gone...

... I've actually been playing paintball instead of talking about it!

Space cookies I try to avoid
The tend to make your mum annoyed
As for Jedis and wookies, now who is mad?
You should get out more and be less sad
Or I'm gonna make your rhymes null and void

 

[kidzero]

aaaargghhhh, dont tell me bout playin, i had to work this weekend while the boys had a great day playing, DAMN IT!

so dont bother me with going out, i have to make bucks
and believe me it aint easy, in other words IT SUCKS!
on the other hand it pays
when i am free to play, i can have my ways
and when i order paint its not boxes, its TRUCKS!!!

orrrr...this all reminds me again that the boys are goin to amsterdam without me, cause (guess what) i have to work

 

[SuperNova]

where do you work? You do realise that you could be getting even more money by telling your manager you'll keep quiet about the child labourers he's got there...

Speaking of playing PB
SuperNova got himself a tourney
It's on the 15th of June
It's Ancaster, it's soon
Will he do well, wait 'n' see...

7-man limited (hopper + pod) And we're having to borrow players for DUPS Team Rocket - can you believe it?

 

[8 Ball]

15th June

Nova in a tourney should be pretty cool,
And soon the oppo's dead box will be full.
Though not because of nova,
His game will quickly be over,
And DUPS Team Rocket will be the ones who rule.

Nova will return saying he made everyone his ho,
But everybody knows the real story though:
He marched out like a saint
Before being lit up in paint
And once again to the dead box he must go.

 

[kidzero]

uh oh, this thread is goin lowdown, i might bring it to top
i get y'all on stage to make the girls hips hop
we bring joy and good times
with our limerick rhymes
and of course this thread never will stop!

 

[8 Ball]

20 pages, jees

So this thread’s pages finally hit 20,
With put downs and piss takes a plenty.
But there will come a day,
When it will fade away,
And then our lives would be left empty.

 

[lucifer]

vvvvvvvvvvv

 

[lucifer]

the words i am thinking of are bumpty bump bump
the thread will hit the top quicker than i can hump
spill quickly i do
this can't hit page two
cause this thread stops €gg looking like a chump

 

[€gg]

...upgrades!!!

Quite frankly I piddy any foo,
who thinks that this page is poo.
as fists Il bring to your chest,
and you'l know its the best
as I own you with my speedy kung fu

 

[lucifer]

just like neo and mr. T he speaks,
he wishes he was a member of control freaks,
but he trigger finger is slow,
he hasn't the ability to mow,
face it ˆgg your paintball skill reaks