Man Dies while filling Paintball Marker with Air

[Rabies]

And you know the way when you start A-level chemistry they teach you that everything you learned for your GCSE was wrong (to keep it simpler to learn)? Guess what, when you go to university they tell you that everything you learned in A-level chemistry is, in fact, wrong.

 

[crom-dubh]

Sounds like a dolphin/french conspiracy.

 

[JoseDominguez]

eeeee, eeeeeeeek, eeeeeeeeeh, oui, onion

 

[JoseDominguez]

Our secrets out, you mean stuff like 2,2,8... no actually it's s,p,d,f
well no in fact it's, he he he, I made up energy levels in 1993, they weren't discovered in the 1800's at all. Waa ha ha.
I am also responsible for that trick copper does with it's outer shell electrons. ( and vanadium).
Look out for Jismium, I'm going to sneak it into the periodic table just after Americium (gotta be made up).

 

[JoseDominguez]

just heard about the rabies case in Scotland, carried by a Bat which uses Sonar and comes from France. I rest my case.

 

[Rabies]

I was thinking about:

"The atom is the smallest indivisible unit of matter"

"Actually, atoms are made up of electrons, protons, and neutrons, which are the smallest indivisible units of matter."

"Actually, there are these things called quarks..."

And other such fine examples

 

[Philip]

Originally posted by JoseDominguez
Our secrets out, you mean stuff like 2,2,8... no actually it's s,p,d,f
well no in fact it's, he he he, I made up energy levels in 1993, they weren't discovered in the 1800's at all. Waa ha ha.
I am also responsible for that trick copper does with it's outer shell electrons. ( and vanadium).
Look out for Jismium, I'm going to sneak it into the periodic table just after Americium (gotta be made up).

We did that copper stuff today, with the co-operative bonds and stuff...and the .... 'lindans' or something(damn i cant remember)

 

[JoseDominguez]

Ligands?

 

[Philip]

Probably, it was yesterday so i cant remember

 

[JoseDominguez]

I'm on the storming the castle DVD wahey.