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Things You Hear At Paintball Tournaments

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  1. Blue Raja The Master of Cutlery

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    1. Where are we?
    2. I think I left my goggles/gun/false leg at home.
    3. The refs are blind.
    4. I didn't read the rules.
    5. His girlfriend is really hot.
    6. His girlfriend is really ugly.
    7. Is that his mum? She's hot.
    8. Do you have an allen key to fit this?
    9. My gun doesn't work.
    10. He's sh*t.
     
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  2. onasilverbike I'm a country member!

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    I have often thought of taking sound clips rather than photographs at tournaments, #paintballerssaythefunniestthings ;)
     
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  3. Sid Sidgwick North East Killers-Lethal Bizzle

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    1.which bunker are you playing?
    2. Easy field
    3. On his hopper
    4. I forgot my wallet, but I'll pay next round
    5. That's bunker rub
    6. I shot 6 of them out
     
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  4. Blue Raja The Master of Cutlery

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    17. Clarkie arguing with a ref.
     
  5. Blue Raja The Master of Cutlery

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    I like that. I've been thinking about a UK version of the Short Bus for a while. but it's the logistics of the thing.
     
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  6. Blue Raja The Master of Cutlery

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    I like the reference to the Paintball Credit Agency!
     
  7. Tom Tom

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    There's only four of them
    Two on the left, two on the right
    ...... and two in the middle
     
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  8. shoaibaktar Well-Known Member

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    G4,G5,G5,field clear. ...................Oh f**k!!
     
  9. lettucecheesecake Well-Known Member

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    "I only took it to bits to clean it and now for some reason it's not working"
     
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  10. Marc0 GB Veterans

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    I love it when guys turn up to play without any money ..... who do they think is going to pay their share ? The paintball fairy ?
     
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