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Dskize

I Would
Dec 6, 2004
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300
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Duntryin
i just shut my eyes and scream obscenities whilst shooting any front guy on my team who runs through my lane ,my kill ratio per game is pretty high so I'm happy
 

Mario

Pigeon amongst the cats
Sep 25, 2002
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40
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Location, Location.
Ah the good old days of hosing the field. Evil Sharks' Glen was always good at that. Oh and drilling the dead box.
Jah be praised...

I like to pull out my copy of the guardian or times dependant on mood and let everyone else do the work for me. At least thats what i used to do.
 

johnmassive

Spitfire Factory
Sep 5, 2004
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8
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Ion Noob
You could do two things...

1) Try to be like Ollie Lang and own the other team.
2) Be like Scott Cameron from Spitfire and shoot one your own guys in the back then procede to fill their bunker.

Of course if you were being like Number 2, then you willl have to do numerous things that include wearing your goggle peak regardless of the weather whilst denying the whole sequence of events by blaming the next nearest person.

Although Mario, I like your suggestion and I am now considering teaching Scott how to read, as this new role with make him more useful to us.
 

Exile

The Tao of Pooh
Jun 20, 2006
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16
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North London
Jah be praised...

I like to pull out my copy of the guardian or times dependant on mood and let everyone else do the work for me. At least thats what i used to do.
Don't lie - you only use the front page of the Times, the inside is usually Escort or Knave, whichever was in Glen's kitbag at the time.

Dskize - would you consider a workshop teaching the finer points of team-mate shooting? We would also cover "Hosing the deadbox - the only way to be sure" and "101 places to stash that chrono key" amongst other, similar essential skills. Please PM myself or Mario for more details.