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Suicide1534

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Hiding in bushes is fun, until someone sees your shiny barrel sticking out...:rolleyes: but...if no one does, have fun:D
 

Robbo

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Originally posted by GNAR-KILL
i was recently stuck between a rock and a hard place. heres the scenario. last man left. outnumbered 15 to 1. about 100 rds left. opposite team all searching for you. i managed to take aout about half of them (they were standing in the open) before i got nailed about half a dozen times. what would you have done? suicide? stealth, or the idiotic john wayne that i did.

This is what you must do :-

Slowly, very slowly begin to drop toward the ground making sure you end up in a kneeling position.

Once you are knelt and comfortable, carefully rock backwards, sit back and extend your legs forward so you are now sitting on yer ass with legs in front.

Lift up knees till they are at your chest......

....Place gun to the side......

.......Spread your knees.....

....Lean forward so your head is now between your knees.....

......And kiss your ass goodbye :)
 

ChrisWhiteSTEL

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Thought Robbo was about to explain this curl up into a ball to create a lower profile... me thinking Robbo is sensible though that is :D

However the funniest bit is when u read the last bit lol :D

British Comedy... one of a kind. :D