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Sid Sidgwick

Tinkering ain’t easy
Do you want to improve your guns accuracy by 1000000% whilst also losing weight and gaining untold riches and a bevy of beautiful ladies* then you need to buy a Complete Empire barrel kit with 6 backs and 2 fronts!


Kit consists of the following;

0.681 back

0.684 back

0.687 back

0.690 back

0.693 back

0.696 back

14" front

16" front


These barrel kits are great and allow you to shoot anything from tourney grade paint to durex condoms filled with emulsion.


Kit comes in it's own enclosure, which is much more secure than the T-Rex enclosure in the original Jurassic park and more padded than cell in an insane asylum.


The barrels will be personally cleaned and polished using the underwear of my Swedish nanny for improved performance.


Price for this sexy package is a mere £85 plus postage.


Pew Pew ladles and jelly spoons and pick this up!
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