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15 minutes with : Dskize

Discussion in 'The Interview Room' started by Dusty, May 27, 2016.

  1. Dusty Don't run, you'll only die tired....

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    Ever humble, The big D has offered his musings :)



    1) Name - Not Dskize
    2) Age - 42
    3) Where do you live? - Scotland
    4) What do you shoot? - Pigeons
    5) What's your occupation? - Director
    6) When/how did you first get into paintball? - Punter day for a friends birthday, thought I was Mc Rambo, whistle blew to start the first game, I ran and hid under a bush and got gogged within 20 seconds...quickly realised that if this was real war I'd of been killed before tea break...loved it
    7) What was your first marker?- Angel A4
    8) How often do you use p8ntballer? - I check it most days nowadays.
    9) What first brought you to p8ntballer? - Team mate recommendation.
    10) What keeps you here? - Habit
    11) Have you met many people from the forum? - Some.....occasionally very awkward as you have nowt in common other than the forum and sometimes awesome when you meet guys like Nige and Frenchie and drink till 5am..
    12) What is your dream gun setup? - Matched Holland And Holland 12 Bores...Paintball wise ...whatever Planet or Dye's latest offering is they are always solid.
    13) What is the worst gun you've ever owned? Angel A4... that Sensi Rod/ COPS system was utter ****e..
    14) What's your favourite p8ntballer thread or post? - Being as its poor form to consider yourself the funniest man on the forum it would probably be Cook$ German Shepard Gag and just about all of the classifieds threads from 2004-2006 when the banter was awesome and everyone tried to 1Up each other giving WGP4Life a kick-in.
    15) If p8ntballer was yours for a day what would you change? - I'd change the retard head P8nt logo (Timmy) and insist that all mods have a sense of humour implant before being let loose.
    16) Explain your username?- It was my Graffiti Tag from my Teenage years..
    17) Tourney, magfed or woods/scenario? Tourney ....no question..
    18) Who are your two favourite mods? Stongle and Baca (RIP) both have/had exactly the sense of humour I'm talking about when dealing with people.
    19) Who is your dream p8ntballer karaoke partner and what is the song? - I can see me and cooks doing 'Pass the Dutchie' by Musical Youth for some reason.
    20) You're in the final of who wants to be a millionaire. Who on p8ntballer is your phone a friend? - Balf (remember him?) he could access Wiki faster than anyone I know.
    21) Take this opportunity to clear up one misconception about yourself? - I do actually know I'm a pretentious **** I just don't care.
    22) You've been asked into the big brother house and you can take five forum members. Who and why? - I don't think there are four female members on this forum..
    23) You have the chance for dinner with any 3 people living or dead. Who and why? - Alex Higgins Keith Moon and Oliver Reed ...to see if I could keep up.
    24)What is your favourite film and song? - Goodfellas, and either Love will tear us apart by Joy Division or God only Knows by The Beach Boys
    25) Tell us one interesting and one boring fact about yourself. - I made the Scotland team in my first year of Clay Pigeon Shooting. I'm a mod on a paintball forum.
    26) If you could give one bit of advice to people, what would it be? You will change your mind as you get older ..no matter what you think now I assure you.... you will....choose those neck tattoos and piercings carefully.
    27) You're invisible for a day. What do you get up to? - Steal as much money as I can ...from Banks of course..
    28) If you could be any celebrity for a day who would it be? - Rocco Siffredi
    29) What's your most embarassing moment? - First time I met Cook$ and realised my awesome just wasn't close...or when I was 14 and ran for a bus with my cock out because I forgot to do my zip up and didn't realise until an old lady screamed.
    30) What is your proudest or most memorable moment in life? - Proudest....First shooting Trophy...Most memorable ..first night clubbing in the 90's.
    31) what is your worst habit? - Occasionally still smoking.
    32) Name your best paintballing experience? - Putting about 15 balls into an arrogant wee ****e at the Welsh open.
    33) What's the scariest thing that's ever happened to you? Fell through a roof when I was about 13 and held on by my outstretched arms with a 40ft drop into Vogue warehouse below me, had to get pulled up by my mates.
    34) You're on death row, what's your last meal? - Lobster
    35) First thing you'd do if you won the lotto? - Build a shooting range.
    36) Tell us a joke - Why did the Nazi's invent Swastikas ? ....to crucify spastics...
    37) What's your porn star name? (name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name) Dingo Cooper..
     
  2. Cook$ Just the tip....

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