F*ck knows why anyone asked this d*ckhead but here are my answers anyway 1) Name Jim Montgomery 2) Age 37 and three quarters 3) Where do you live? Northern Ireland 4) What do you shoot? Angel A1 Miami Rage edition, whatever people want me to shoot and a Webley and Scott 916 sporter over and under. 5) What's your occupation? Inventory Auditor, martial arts instructor. 6) When/how did you first get into paintball? Organised a work day out back in the mid nineties, went 4 times in the first year and got a job on the site. 7) What was your first marker? Evolution mini cocker, left hand feed. 8) How often do you use p8ntballer? Enough to get me into bother 9) What first brought you to p8ntballer? I think it was an internet search way back in the day. 10) What keeps you here? Ummmm, Pete tells me I'm not allowed to leave Really, it's a great resource and community of like minded folk. 11) Have you met many people from the forum? Yes actually despite my location. I've been shot in the balls by @Lump. When the game was over. At a Millennium event. The ref was French and very angry about it all. 12) What is your dream gun setup? Something by Beretta. In paintball, I'm not sure. Probably either a Luxe with superlight bottle or I quite like the Empire Mini series. If WDP were still in business I'm sure the latest iteration of the Angel would be well up there, I have to say my most reliable and consistent marker was my A1 Joy Fly. Loved it. A VERY close second was my Ego 7, an awesome shooter. 13) What is the worst gun you've ever owned? Hate to say, Dye DM7. Couldn't get on with it at all. 14) What's your favourite p8ntballer thread or post? Tough one, there have been so many. I'm particuarly fond/proud of the fundraisers we ran for Cook$ and Leezo. I really like the "History of Paintball" threads by @Robbo, I could read them all day. He should consider a book........ 15) If p8ntballer was yours for a day what would you change? It's something we're working on, I like the forum but I personally think it needs more content and multimedia. 16) Explain your username? There once was a first person shooter game called Counter Strike and it had a variey of maps. At one point I would have been in the top 50 players in the UK. My favourite map was de_Dust and my gaming handle was DustyNutz which I still use on PSN. Over time it became Dusty. 17) Tourney, magfed or woods/scenario? Tourney with wee bit of punter hunting/scenario once in a while. 18) Who are your two favourite mods? I like all the mods for different reasons. I refuse to pick just two. 19) Who is your dream p8ntballer karaoke partner and what is the song? @Robbo and Right said Fred, I'm too sexy because of the resemblace..... 20) You're in the final of who wants to be a millionaire. Who on p8ntballer is your phone a friend? Probably @Robbo, @Buddha3 or @Tom. All very knowledgable chaps. 21) Take this opportunity to clear up one misconception about yourself? I don't know what the misconceptions about me are to begin with?!? I'm not a total hard ass, I don't actually like banning people (well, mostly) 22) You've been asked into the big brother house and you can take five forum members. Who and why? @Robbo, we could talk about common interests and stuff to move the forum forward. @Cook$ for pure entertainment and the drinking @Buddha3 for the drinking @ShellyFarmer because I think she's gorgeous and there's only so much of the others I could look at I think @Gadget and I would get along quite well. 23) You have the chance for dinner with any 3 people living or dead. Who and why? As someone else said, I'd like to enjoy the meal and the company so for those reasons Muhammed Ali - legend Penn and Teller - I enjoy good magic (can't do it though!) Emilia Clarke........ 24)What is your favourite film and song? Hard to pick one of each, my mood and taste varies greatly. Time by Hanz Zimmer is always easy listening Movies? Schindler's list, Saving Private Ryan, The Road, Fight Club, The Dark Knight, American History X, Full Metal Jacket, The pianist, Snatch, Lock Stock and 2 smoking barrels, The Lion King, Good Will Hunting, Rocky........... the list goes on and on. 25) Tell us one interesting and one boring fact about yourself. Interesting - I'm a 2nd Dan black belt in Taekwondo and have been at it for two decades this year. Boring - I collect flashlights and am a bit of a Disney freak. 26) If you could give one bit of advice to people, what would it be? If you want to do something, do it. You'll regret not trying. Also, if you think you can, then you probably have already weighed it up subconciously and decided it's possible. 27) You're invisible for a day. What do you get up to? Muhahaha, nothing good............. 28) If you could be any celebrity for a day who would it be? Dan Bilzerian, just for the lifestyle which is the polar opposite to mine. 29) What's your most embarassing moment? Oh, I dunno. Probably getting caught by the police shagging my girlfriend (of the time) in a field. 30) What is your proudest or most memorable moment in life? I'd like to say the birth of the kids but it's been done to death and too obvious. Outside of the obvious, getting my black belt was a massive life goal and an important day for me. 31) what is your worst habit? Procrastination. 32) Name your best paintballing experience? Millennium Toulouse. Didn't win or anything, had a few good games and shot 3 people by myself on the break of a game. They were a division higher than us too. 33) What's the scariest thing that's ever happened to you? I was electrocuted once. I was left underwater by my dive "buddy". At night. It was my 4th time scuba diving. 34) You're on death row, what's your last meal? Sweet and Sour chicken with fried rice, banana fritters and spare ribs with honey and lemon. 35) First thing you'd do if you won the lotto? Move to another country. Or possibly buy an island. 36) Tell us a joke one from the great Tommy Cooper I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?'' He said, ''How flexible are you?'' I said, ''I can't make Tuesdays..... 37) What's your porn star name? (name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name) Stormy Jackson.