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15 minutes with : Missy-Q


Don't run, you'll only die tired....
May 19, 2004
Northern Ireland
Thanks to @Missy-Q for taking time out of her busy Harlem schedule to answer our questions ;)

1) Name

2) Age

3) Where do you live?

4) What do you shoot?
I quit everything 'cept the weed.

5) What's your occupation?
VP Sales

6) When/how did you first get into paintball?
Picked up trash and empty 6-round tubes at a local field for a weekend job

7) What was your first marker?
Lapco Grey Ghost

8) How often do you use p8ntballer?
I check in Mon-Fri most weeks

9) What first brought you to p8ntballer?
Pete. He said I should check it out.

10) What keeps you here?
The chance to make fun of people and tell cruel jokes at inappropriate times.

11) Have you met many people from the forum?
I met Jay and his Mrs in Tampa once. Great people. I always enjoyed chatting with Paul Richards (RIP) at the events.

12) What is your dream gun setup?
7mm/284 long-distance bolt-action with Stiller action, Bartlein barrel, AICS stock, built by the Chou Brothers.

13) What is the worst gun you've ever owned?
Brass Eagle Barracuda. The harder you pull the trigger, the further it shoots...

14) What's your favourite p8ntballer thread or post?
I liked the threads from back in the day, where Pete, Raehl, Baca-loco and myself used to debate the merits of the competing leagues.

15) If p8ntballer was yours for a day what would you change?
I'd fix it so that people couldn't hide their identities anymore.

16) Explain your username?
First Name Missy, last name Q.

17) Tourney, magfed or woods/scenario?
Woodsball all the way.

18) Who are your two favourite mods?
They are all awesome, but I'll go with Dusty and Jay.

19) Who is your dream p8ntballer karaoke partner and what is the song?

It would have to be Pete. We'd sing Ebony and Ivory, and blow the roof off. Not a dry eye in the house...
20) You're in the final of who wants to be a millionaire. Who on p8ntballer is your phone a friend?
John Rice

21) Take this opportunity to clear up one misconception about yourself?
I'm not fat. I'm big boned.

22) You've been asked into the big brother hows and you can take five forum members. Who and why?
I'd take Jonathan/whatever his username is now, because everyone will want him booted straight away and it would draw the attention way offa me.
I'd take Dusty so I have someone to 'talk guns' with.
Jay, just in case things get sticky
and 2 newbs that speed-post, as basic cannon-fodder. I don't even want to know their names...

23) You have the chance for dinner with any 3 people living or dead. Who and why?
Lee Harvey Oswald and Marilyn Monroe, to get to the bottom of a couple of mysteries, and Winston Churchill, just to meet the great man in the flesh.

24)What is your favourite film and song?
Film - always changing. Right now - Gun Woman
Song - Gimme Shelter - Stones

25) Tell us one interesting and one boring fact about yourself.
Interesting - I'm living in my 3rd country and want to get to 5
Boring -
There really aren't too many boring facts about me. If there are, I've forgotten about them, because they're so boring.

26) If you could give one bit of advice to people, what would it be?
Don't take yourselves too seriously.

27) You're invisible for a day. What do you get up to?
Find David Blaine, and fxck with him until he cries like a girl and begs for mercy.

28) If you could be any celebrity for a day who would it be?
Kanye West. I would take the opportunity to apologize to the world for being such a giant douchebag.

29) What's your most embarassing moment?
I wrote an email to a colleague about another colleagues new fake breasts, and accidentally sent it to the person I was ridiculing.

30) What is your proudest or most memorable moment in life?
Still waiting for one I can remember the next morning...

31) what is your worst habit?

32) Name your best paintballing experience?
It would just be playing with a small group of friends at the NPF. All my fave playing moments were there.

33) What's the scariest thing that's ever happened to you?
I flew Air India once. Never again.

34) You're on death row, what's your last meal?
Arianna Grande. Its not even what you think. I'd start with the tongue, and only eat down to the neck. They might even switch my sentence to 'life' if I can find the right judge.

35) First thing you'd do if you won the lotto?
Get wasted. Like really smashed.

36) Tell us a joke :)
My mate went to the docs. Doc said, it's bad news. You're terminal.
My mate says, "how long do I have?"
Doc says "5"
Mate says "Months?"
Doc says "4"

37) What's your porn star name? (name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name)
Peter 'The Gerbil' Brigstock