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15 minutes with : Phil-Boy


Don't run, you'll only die tired....
May 19, 2004
Northern Ireland
Another long time forum member, Phil-Boy has been around the block a few times :)

1) Name - Philip Hare

2) Age - 44

3) Where do you live? - Grays Essex

4) What do you shoot? - just started using a RSX Shocker - nice and shiny !

5) What's your occupation? - would like to say something interesting like a baby oil applicator for strippers but in real life I work in a office and sell Insurance for my sins !! ☹

6) When/how did you first get into paintball?-
same as most really, I went as a punter when I was 18 at the site at Arena Essex. Played there several times and then joined my first team the Harlequins when I was about 22. Played in a few teams over the years with a 5 year gap and then joined the UK Redskins about 12 years ago.

7) What was your first marker? - a secondhand really ****ty Tippman Pro-am, what a pile of crap.

8) How often do you use p8ntballer? - am on here pretty much on a daily basis, mostly when I should be working !

9) What first brought you to p8ntballer?
A think a friend mentioned the forum, signed on and then need it all the time a bit like Meth

10) What keeps you here? - buying and selling, looking for a bargain and trying to off load all my old ****

11) Have you met many people from the forum? - yes, met several and had a few chats about playing and guns

12) What is your dream gun setup?-
I don't think I have a dream set up but I really regret selling my Angel A1 fly Rasta edition, was a thing of Beauty and shot ropes, never missed a beat ☹

13) What is the worst gun you've ever owned? - has to be the Tippman Pro-am

14) What's your favourite p8ntballer thread or post? -
think the one about the dye lock lid and the dimples has to be Gold board stuff. Some of the drunken ramblings by cook$ have been entertaining as well.

15) If p8ntballer was yours for a day what would you change? -definitely more boobs, but would not want to alienate the female players, so maybe a hunk of the day for the ladies.

16) Explain your username?-
when I signed up I could not think of anything hip and trendy, my nickname at school was Harebear but didn't fancy this do quite boring my name Phil and added the boy, bit crap now and want to change it but just can't think of anything good - suggestions on a postcard please

17) Tourney, magfed or woods/scenario?-
mostly Tourney ball with the Redskins and we have just started playing the Woodland series which takes me back to when I started playing. I do play scenario as well with a couple of old friends under the team name of Harlequins as for Magfed, no thanks.

18) Who are your two favourite mods? - bit of a difficult one this, met Robbo a few times and know Piper from when he worked at Paintball Planet in Dartford. Got a lot of time for Dusty as he does a stella job policing the site, and did like the comments of Bon with his pitchfork at the ready !

19) Who is your dream p8ntballer karaoke partner and what is the song? -as long as he is drunk I think Ledz would be highly entertaining.

20) You're in the final of who wants to be a millionaire. Who on p8ntballer is your phone a friend? - Robbo seems to know a lot of stuff so would chance it with him, or Stevie Beale.

21) Take this opportunity to clear up one misconception about yourself? - I'm not fat or bald, I keep my hair short for a reason and underneath I really am a skinny beauty.

22) You've been asked into the big brother hows and you can take five forum members. Who and why? For comedy value and for the drunken shenanigans, cook$, Ledz, lemon then Shelley for some eye candy and Sid so he can make up some interesting stories.

23) You have the chance for dinner with any 3 people living or dead. Who and why?- Priness Diana to get the low down on the royal family, Peter Kay as I think it would be hilarious and Girls aloud as I fancy them all - even the ginger one !

24)What is your favourite film and song? - too many films but could watch Blues Brothers over and over again and song wise Foo fighters Everlong

25) Tell us one interesting and one boring fact about yourself. -
I ran the London Marathon in 1992 when I was a lot thinner and I can bore your ears off about my new Ford Mustang

26) If you could give one bit of advice to people, what would it be? -
chill out ! I don't believe in karma but if you treat people right and are not an arsehole then you reap what you sow !

27) You're invisible for a day. What do you get up to? - girls aloud dressing room obviously

28) If you could be any celebrity for a day who would it be?- prince Harry - why not

29) What's your most embarassing moment? - walking into a Gay bar in Amsterdam and getting my arse touched up by a man

30) What is your proudest or most memorable moment in life?-
last sat night my step daughter had rather a large party/all day festival in her back garden with 100 odd people there, my 16 year old son is really into his music and has a little band with his mate and this was his second time of playing to a live audience and he nailed it. His music is good and he seems to be able to work the crowd, so fingers crossed he could be the next Harry styles.

31) what is your worst habit?- getting the hump with my wife when she spends far too much money

32) Name your best paintballing experience? - arenaball about 1995, was completely hung over but we played really well and got into the semis I think and took a few scalps on the way

33) What's the scariest thing that's ever happened to you? - cartwheeling down a slope whilst skiing in Austria, smashed up my hour old helmet, without this I think I could have been a goner.

34) You're on death row, what's your last meal? - all you can eat Chinese buffet

35) First thing you'd do if you won the lotto? - sponsor the whole team for a couple of seasons

36) Tell us a joke
A bear and a rabbit are taking a **** together in the woods,
The bear says to the rabbit do you have problems with **** sticking to your fur,
The rabbit answers no,
So the bear wipes his arse with the rabbit

37) What's your porn star name? (name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name) Goldie Brooke's

Cheers all
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