...and some more limerics

[€gg]

There once was this baller named TWISTY
who could run faster than Linford Christie.
By God he's so tough, as he yells 'that's the stuff',
and comes back with taunts like'YOU MISSED ME'

There once was a baller called NOVA,
he was picked cos there was no one left over.
But we regreted the day, that we asked him to play.
Cos no one that **** could be sober.

Flag running is what 8-BALL does best,
the accuracy of those he will test.
But man he's the one, when he puts down his gun,
and takes thirty two shots to the chest.

At sniping SNIPSY is queen,
she's the heart and soul of our team.
But we'd apprecaite, if for once she'd hesitate
and not shoot at the first thing she's seen.

KETCHUM just hates to feel sore,
so when down he'l settle the score.
But RISKS he will take, as he gets shot off the break,
and returns to the dead box once more

 

[Mason]

There once was an Albino pigeon
Who moved to the left just a smidgeon,
Right in to my paint, now I'm not a saint,
And now it's a Pearl Yellow Pigeon.

 

[Twisty]

There once was a baller called Monkey
Who thought he was a little bit funky
With a stupid hat, he ran like a twat
And now hes become a paintball junky!!!!

(Egg, Braindead, smally and Robin coming up )
Twist

 

[KillerOnion]

I once had a very nice Shocker
That I switched for a sweet looking cocker
It shot like a dream, but they broke up my team
So it sat most of this year in my locker.

There once was a field in Leeds
With everything a good player needs
The field went belly up cause the owner was a shmuck
Who gambled and lost all the deeds.

 

[chunk]

hey

There once was a baller called Monkey Who thought he was a little bit funky
Who thought he was a little bit funky With a stupid hat, he ran like a twat
And now hes become a paintball junky!!!!

i love that 1 well done

 

[Twisty]

hey

Originally posted by chunk
i love that 1 well done

Thanks

 

[Smally85]

Wayyyyyyyyy

tooooooo much time on your hands people!
And wheres my verse? HeHe

 

[€gg]

There ya go mate!!!

There once was a baller called Smally85
He got mugged one fine morn...The end

 

[Robinator]

HAHA

Originally posted by Twisty
and Robin coming up )
Twist

didn't think you would attempt, Robinator.... weak minded are we?

 

[Robinator]

how about this

There once was a baller called twisty,
and he always attempted to kiss me,
i tried to resist,
but he got me v. pissed.
and managed to woo me successfully.

the once was a comic called €gg
who thought he was quick in the head,
he made up some rhymes,
to put up on-line,
but they weren't as good a my thread. (post whoops )