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Best kick-ass moments....?

Gee Tee

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Yes spectacular wardrobe malfunctions were a regular occurance back then. Dropping my pants mid firefight for a spot of re-assemby was second nature. Brambles were (and still are) my Nemesis :mad:


I think I remember marshalling a game you were playing Gee tee and behind a barricade you put your leg one side and came out the other side. was a funny moment and you had to be there.
Quite possibly... doesn't count as wiping if it's not attached ;)
 
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Canon Fodder

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Yes spectacular wardrobe malfunctions were a regular occurance back then. Dropping my pants mid firefight for a spot of re-assemby was second nature. Brambles were (and still are) my Nemesis :mad:




Quite possibly... doesn't count as wiping if it's not attached ;)
Thought it still counted if a discarded part of a players equipment was hit if was within six foot of them (see what I did there), and now I've got an image of you slinging your leg across the field stuck in my head.
 
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rob hemingway

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Like your leg fell off in a game? For real? Everything else in this thread has made me upset by the apparent definition of "kick ass moments" but if this was enacted the same way I've read your post, you deserve a knighthood.
Dont be upset Dave you will be OK
 

vDubLeics

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TBH. probs not as cool as some of the others but, my 1st pump game jumping up behind a tyre wall making the shot and watching the paintball fly straight into the dead centre of someones mask (the pump was doing about 135fps at the time)

but then next game the youngest lad (about 10 years old i think) took out 9 ppl on his own and won the game... we called him the rambo kid
 
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rob hemingway

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TBH. probs not as cool as some of the others but, my 1st pump game jumping up behind a tyre wall making the shot and watching the paintball fly straight into the dead centre of someones mask (the pump was doing about 135fps at the time)

but then next game the youngest lad (about 10 years old i think) took out 9 ppl on his own and won the game... we called him the rambo kid
sounds like a bloody nice shot!!

Lol the rambo kid....he kicked-ass!!
 

Dave284

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Dave running under the A and superstar bunkering the empty bunker and leaving our whole D side open in Paris was definitely a kick ass moment! :D
pfft.. at least I stayed alive off the break!

*shots fired*

...*that all hit liam off the break*
 
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Kevin Winter

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I'm gonna go ahead and post a story here (as I finally had a decent moment on the field this season...)

I was playing for our third team at Bricketwood, against our second team (so a nice little grudge match. We lost three players without reply, and the closedown started. I saw a flicker of a pack and realised the snake player was in our side of the snake, took straight off and mugged him out as he reloaded, then realised that the M was blocking me out and the one player with a shot on me was reloading, so kept running. Just before I got a shot on the nearest player the rotor whirred, so I kept going and made the back right corner, reloaded, wrapped and shot two players, then ran the gate before the others looked round.

I will, of course, be reminding my fellow teammates of this at every opportunity for the next few years.... :D