Women on the field are dangerous. There's no creature in this universe that is more aggressive, brutal and has an amazing sense for shooting testicles quite like that of a human female with a marker in her hands.... Beware.
Chicks on the field :)
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A bit of life advice that will stand you in good stead with ladies -
Don't patronise them
In paintball treat them like any other player
The only proviso being to consider the paintball game you are at - if it's a punter game, or there are new players around don't make it your goal of the day to bunker and rip them with paint
Girls, boys, ladies, gents - whatever, don't make their first ever paintball experience memorable for the wrong reasons
A couple of weeks back I helped out with a university paintball clubs fresher fair, and was pretty much given carte Blanche on how I 'sold' the idea of paintball to students.
Peoples preconceptions vary, some based on experience some from what they've heard of others experiences. There is a fair proportion of people out there with a bad first time experience, mostly gettingup alongside the stag group. Meeting a passionate player (cue me) can turn around preconceptions and make people reconsider. But a good first time experience makes long term paintballers
To summarise - don't treat girls differently as players, but also treat new players well
Don't patronise them
In paintball treat them like any other player
The only proviso being to consider the paintball game you are at - if it's a punter game, or there are new players around don't make it your goal of the day to bunker and rip them with paint
Girls, boys, ladies, gents - whatever, don't make their first ever paintball experience memorable for the wrong reasons
A couple of weeks back I helped out with a university paintball clubs fresher fair, and was pretty much given carte Blanche on how I 'sold' the idea of paintball to students.
Peoples preconceptions vary, some based on experience some from what they've heard of others experiences. There is a fair proportion of people out there with a bad first time experience, mostly gettingup alongside the stag group. Meeting a passionate player (cue me) can turn around preconceptions and make people reconsider. But a good first time experience makes long term paintballers
To summarise - don't treat girls differently as players, but also treat new players well
Met my missus paintballing, gotta be honest shes a fantastic shot, probably one of the strongest on her team, but for now she has packed up her marker for the forseeable future.
But seen many girls, women, ladies, harlots, wenches etc, go flying down the field taking many people out.
But seen many girls, women, ladies, harlots, wenches etc, go flying down the field taking many people out.
I still didn't meed any lady on the sup-air field, but did on the woods, and at the end of the day their paint is the same as yours, their markers shoot as well as yours and they are nice targets to get down (as you are).
