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Discussion in 'Speak your Brains' started by Hansel, Nov 26, 2016.

  1. Hansel So Hot Right Now.

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    Membership Rules:-

    1. Must be old. Obvs.
    2. Must rant on endlessly about how everything was so much better "back in the day", and how true semi is "the only way to play".
    3. Must be lazy.
    4. Must hate everyone, especially young people.
    5. Must excel at cheating.
    6. Must be a cheap-ass.
    7. Must have a terrible memory, except when someone owes them money.

    Wow, I just described myself.
     
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  4. Sid Sidgwick North East Killers-Lethal Bizzle

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    7. Must have completed at least one 'dead man's walk' successfully.
    8. Must carry 11 pots although setup is only capable of shooting 4.
    9. Must own at least one paintball item older than 80% of forum users.
     
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    10. Must have weighed at least one co2 cylinder on the scales after filling it
    11. Must have bought at least one seasons playing gear from an army surplus store
     
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    Age doesn't necessarily help with this xD
     
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    This is my life story in list form.
     
  8. Sid Sidgwick North East Killers-Lethal Bizzle

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    12. Must have worn camo before it was AGG.
    13. Must know what AGG is
    14. Attempted to shoot through the 'car wash' playing sup air
    15. Still licks an o-ring and flips it over before throwing it away.
     
  9. lettucecheesecake Tait

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    16. Tripped over the tubes running from each bunker in supair
     
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  10. Hansel So Hot Right Now.

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    Membership Rules, all in one place:-

    1. Must be old. Obvs.
    2. Must rant on endlessly about how everything was so much better "back in the day", and how true semi is "the only way to play".
    3. Must be lazy.
    4. Must hate everyone, especially young people.
    5. Must excel at cheating.
    6. Must be a cheap-ass.
    7. Must have completed at least one 'dead man's walk' successfully.
    8. Must carry 11 pots although setup is only capable of shooting 4.
    9. Must own at least one paintball item older than 80% of forum users.
    10. Must have weighed at least one co2 cylinder on the scales after filling it
    11. Must have bought at least one seasons playing gear from an army surplus store.
    12. Must have worn camo before it was AGG.
    13. Must know what AGG is
    14. Attempted to shoot through the 'car wash' playing sup air
    15. Still licks an o-ring and flips it over before throwing it away.
    16. Tripped over the tubes running from each bunker in supair.
     

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