Gorgeous quotes! Post 'em up.

[spangley_special]

Urgh No sorry i wont i have good feedback and people can vouch for me mate
Send me a copy of your bank statement to show you have the money ?

made me chuckle

reminded me of this
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CFCYL-ATUp8

 

[newboy]

This one gets my vote

Originally posted by stevenrules


"cut the american adapter of strip some of the wires back until u can c thye earth, live and neutral wire then just wire it into an english plug as that will convert the voltage automatically "


this responce from Dskize made me laugh.

"this has to be some of the stupidest advice Ive ever seen given out on these boards WTF - BTW stand in the bath while you plug it in .......fooks sake"

 

[Dusty]

It's all about the nature of infinity. If you put an infinite number of monkeys at an infinite number of computers, you'll eventually come up with the Cool Kids Club.

Eloquent

 

[newboy]

Anyway, back on topic: Anyone paying that kind of money for a sandana should be beaten with a railroad girder.

lol

 

[Kitty]

Originally Posted by kiwitim View Post
IF its a longer, shorter, louder, quieter, cocker, spool, poppit type sort of thing, thats lighter or heavier than the last one, and as long as its electronic, or mechanical I'll buy one....

As long as it has a Planet Eclipse Logo.....

well i found it funny

 

[kiwitim]

Thanks Kitty! heres another one, that made me wee

sellin dye locklid (transparent)
£3.00 + p+p (50p)
Altogether £3.50

Scott Peters : your selling a single locklid ! quality you the man ! lol

Snax : come on people, leave him a lone he just wants to sell his pot

 

[J@mes]

(wifes inability to pull the friggin car over when oil light comes on forces unwanted sale!!!)

Made me giggle at least

 

[Cook$]

Exactly. I hope you don't run into a team of dyslexics in the near future!
They're likely to kack the crip out of you.

I'm so glad you're back...

 

[Maddogwhitey]

a gentleman buying some shocker internals from me.

"hey man, i tried to put that money into you account and they said something was wrong..apparently the name isnt right, the account is under the name whitey isnt it?"

"yes mate, its just whitey, no first name or last name..just whitey, its like mclovin only cooler"

made my day absolutley

 

[mophead]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kat
But I don't think age should be an issue.


Cook$
Yeah, but that won't stand up in court.

top class =]