i like my trigger like i like my women

[Devrij]

Nor would I, but I wouldn't call them Mam either. Or dad...

That puts a whole new spin on "wham bam thank you mam"

 

[AL21784]

ah your a man who likes to conserve his load and your game is all about stamina - the longer it lasts the better huh!

not the wham bam thank you ma'am like some of these youngsters today.

woow woow woow.... your only about 16.......




You had it coming Mac

 

[Skeet]

ah your a man who likes to conserve his load and your game is all about stamina - the longer it lasts the better huh!

not the wham bam thank you ma'am like some of these youngsters today.

I find, that if you empty your first hopper relatively quickly, you can then play for as long as you need to...usually to the point that the other team has had enough.

It's very rare to find a team, that actually wants a game to go to time. It takes a lot out of them...you do get the odd few though and while most inexperienced players, love the idea of a team that wants to go all day, the wiser ones realise, that such teams, often become tedious to play as it becomes a thankless chore.

This thread, is all about how far you can go with euphemisms and how much detail you can pack in.

Great!

 

[Cook$]

I've just noticed, there is a sexual undertone to this thread....

 

[paintball target]

bowing down

 

[Skeet]

I've just noticed, there is a sexual undertone to this thread....

It's a very subtle, undertone isn't it?

I am glad I haven't been drawn into that business...so not my scene.

 

[Devrij]

Oh god, my trigger preferences could easily be misconstrued to mean I am a cannabalistic necrophiliac who prematurely ejaculates during sex. I am, but you aren't supposed to know that.

 

[JTD1993]

Devrij - You like :

A dead, sloppy trigger that you can paint at any time during playtime...

 

[Gee Tee]

I've just noticed, there is a sexual undertone to this thread....

Really??? OMG!... never spotted that - I'm shocked

But while we're on the subject...

I like my hoppers like my women

Wide mouth able to swallow a full ball load easily and quickly.

Oh and must have nice eyes.. shucks I'm a romantic at heart

 

[Lump]

GOLD BOARD