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Discussion in 'Gold Board' started by Collier, Jun 25, 2004.
Lol you gotta love that 'business frown' hes got going on in the last pic, and the hand positioned like he's gonna bitchslap someone
Seppuku with a frisbee
Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don’t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that’s why we there are so few ninjas today.
But if you want to commit Seppuku and you’re like me, you don’t have access to stuff like lasers. But there’s hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times—and believe me, it’s pretty cool. The only catch is you have to be really super pissed to do it.
Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.
Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.
Step 3 Make sure your parents aren’t around
Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.
Step 5 Get really super pissed.
Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)
Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.
Step 8 Push hard until you can’t see it.
Step 9 Wait.
Step 10 Die.
If you succeed, everybody will be like “Holy Crap!”
Dude, if you're not careful I'll get super pissed and just flip out and kill you. Seriously.
Just stumbled across a burger joint you may enjoy Apparently Ninja's do actually eat and have fun as well!
Also includes the Ninja Name decoder or something...allegedly your real name TJ is: Haruko Mifune
Don't diss Kareem's Kastle...or he'll totally flip out and kill you. Totally.
WOOOOW!!!! Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Is it just me or does that look a lot like Jamie Brandon