Niall...please Read!!!!

[jeff]

THIS FERRARI YOU GOT ME IS A PILE OF POO!!!

YOU SHOULD HAVE GOT THE 911 THAT I REQUESTED!!!!!!

I EXPECT A REPLACEMENT VEHICLE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.......
SOMETHING RELIABLE MAYBE.

SPONSORS 'AINT WHAT THEY USED TO BE

 

[Beaker]

Seeesssh - he only got you a Ferrari

He got me a 112ft boat - I hardly know the guy, I just said I could get rid of Piper for a small fee so he can keep all the pies for himself.

I guess he just really wanted the guy gone

Now I've just got to see what Piper will give me to let him "stay"

 

[Big Ian]

He got you guys all that ?

All I want from him is my pots from Tolouse 2000 !!

Big Ian

P S And maybe a free Campaign Cup DVD

 

[Big Ian]

And Maybe a Porsche or Ferrari, I'm not fussy

A boat would be nice though.

 

[Beaker]

Just whipser "free chicken and mushroom pies" in his ear and he will give you just about anything (or so I've heard!)

 

[Big Ian]

Just my luck, fresh out of Chicken & Mushroom. Will Steak & Kidney do, or am I hoping for too much ?

Mind you, probably got a couple of stale sausage rolls in my kit bag, maybe they will do.

 

[Beaker]

let's see, if it's encased in pastry, about 6"x4"x 1" he'll probably take it