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paintball guns versus girls.....which is better?

Equus

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Oct 12, 2001
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Hmmm...

Paintball guns are only really usefull for a few things, where as women are good for many.
For a start my Cocker doesnt wake me up in the morning with a nice cup of tea and some toast. Sleeping with a marker would be damn unpleasant (and lead to all sorts of rumors).
On the other hand though I cant really shoot at other players with my good lady friend.

Oh... I suppose women and paintball markers are alike in one way, both damn expensive to maintain and buy shiny things for.
 

Joao Duro

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Jul 11, 2001
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Look at both ends: She can't shoot her mouth as fast as my Angel:D:D:D, but she out shoots it in the long run (she has much more stamina than my nitro tank has air):rolleyes: