paintball guns versus girls.....which is better?

[FAMINE]

Heh heh,
train ya missus to come and pot up for ya.
Thats what our whole team have done...

Hence the
"Apocalypse bitches"

As seen at all good tourneys

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

Onion
Well I dout it will take you long to find a new one, week or two tops if last time was anything to go by

The bitches are top birds

 

[crom-dubh]

FAMINE
I am desparate to get my hands on a mail order Thai bride to carry my paint around for me when playing. If you know where I can get one cheap let me know.

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

am deeply sorry

and some more I did find two yes two practicing their english in a tube station.

 

[jDawg]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
............................
Even when my cocker does me dirty its better when some b!*&h messes with me..............................

I've never gotten drunk thinking about what my cocker has done to me.............

But then again, i always have more fun with the ladies when their nice to me......................

I'm gonna have to say draw, women and paintball are both simultainiouly the pathway to glory and the gateway to hell.......

 

[FAMINE]

Crom, i can get u girls ranging from cheap to damn expensive, lemme know what price range u want

 

[Manuel MAG]

gemme the expensive ones

i'll pay they'll play

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

Cool we've just got copies of our winter in the woods team outing photos

 

[KillerOnion]

A week you say? Uhm...women to my impeccably high standards take far far more than a week to find unless I spend time doing nothing but looking, and that wears on my patience and wallet way too much. Perhaps if I lived near SC Village or a similar place then it wouldn't be too hard...but otherwise, no, it'll take far longer than that and/or the time it would take for either me to move towards them or them to move towards me.

Who says you can't have women and paintball at the same time? You can have 4, 6, or 9 women with you on the field at once and they'd not object at all, unless of course your ability isn't up to par.

 

[eric]

Maybe they would play in thongs