post counts!?!?!?

[Sloth]

This forum shouldn't be called speak your brains. It should be called 'SPEAK YOUR BOWELS'

 

[Mikez]

Ita people like us that keep this board up and running we just sit here all day and post messages..... theres another one to add to the post count...


Mikez

 

[Sloth]

Dude.....

It has become my sole intention to knock you off the top of the 'Top Ten Posters' thing,...

Nothing wrong with a little competition, now is there?

This should help...

 

[Buddha 3]

Mikez, I think you and I are probably the saddest people in here, what with our counts and all.........

 

[Sloth]

A joke...to ease the boredome!

A bloke goes to see his doctor to discuss an intimate sexual problem....

DR: What seems to be the problem?

MAN: Doctor, when I have sex with my wife 'I don't seem to be touching the sides'...if you know what I mean (sorry about this I'm trying to make this as clean as possible)

DR: Well.....do you drink Lager?

MAN: I do...

DR: Well that would be the problem....Lager shrivels things up....You should drink guiness, it strengthens things and makes them strong!!

MAN: Thanks doc...

Two weeks later the man revisits the doctor to give him an update:

DR: Hows your sex life these days then

MAN: Oh brilliant. Thanks doc your advise worked a treat!!!

DR: Why? Have you started drinking Guiness?

MAN: No I've got the wife on Lager!!!!....

(boom boom....)

 

[Russell Smith]

Good joke but wrong page i nearly missed it !!!.

 

[Sloth]

Yes...

Still not used to this sodding bulletin board!! It is hard work to find follow ups etc... Don't you think?

 

[Sloth]

Readum&weep dude..... I'm beating you by two posts!!!

 

[Sloth]

Thats four now!!

 

[Sloth]

MUST GET INTO THE TOP.......