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Red dwarf x anyone?

Sir Mike

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Oh hells yeah, saw this a couple of weeks ago. It's bound to be better than Back to Earth, an entire series and Lister looks like he's back to his slobbishness (is that even a word?). I mean come on, mail order poppadoms!?! lmao
 

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Absolutely love red dwarf!
Back to earth was disappointing, but the original was nothing short of amazing so my expectations might have been too high..
 
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Gee Tee

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Smegging brilliant!

I love red dwarf - so many great episodes it's hard to pick a favourite but here's a couple of mine

Season 5, Episode 4 - Quarantine

Rimmer: You don't think there's anything amiss? I'm sitting here wearing a red and white checked gingham dress... and army boots... and you think there's nothing amiss?

Rimmer: If there's one thing I can't stand, it's crazy people.
Lister: OK. We've passed the test now, Rimmer. You can let us out.
Rimmer: I can't let you out.
Lister: Why not?
Rimmer: Because the king of the potato people won't let me. I begged him. I went down on my knees and wept.

He wants to keep you here... keep you here for ten years.
The Cat: Can we see him?
Rimmer: See who?
The Cat: The king.
Rimmer: Do you have a magic carpet?
Lister: Yeah. A little three-seater

Rimmer: So let me get this straight. You wanna fly on a magic carpet to see the king of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you're all completely sane?


Rimmer: They've been very bad, Mr. Flibble. What we going to do with them?
Rimmer: [Mr.Flibble whispers something in Rimmers ear and he looks at the crew, shocked]

We couldn't possibly do that. Who'd clean up the mess?

 
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