Sexual Innuendoes

[joe bob]

darn batterys, their alwase goin dead on me

 

[Meyer]

Damn, I just short stroked my cocker, busted a ball, and smeared goo all over my cocking rod.

 

[Reaver]

Honey will you polish me Cock"er" for me plz.

 

[Henry.B]

hmmm

well anyways

my gun went off and the condom split and it went everywhere. what a mess!

hmmm i need to clean my balls off

eat me......out

actually just eat me

 

[Little Jon]

some kid came up to me today while marshalling and said , i got hit in the helmet 3 times!!!! i had to laugh and he didnt understand
hehehehe

 

[ices]

.............neither do i

 

[Ally^McK]

1st guy - Damn! I dropped my balls.
2nd guy - Dont worry, i've got a pod full.
1st guy - Thanks. I'll buy u more balls later.

 

[your mom]

o, god, i took one in the mask!

 

[joe bob]

c'mon guys , i need some lubricant

 

[your mom]

look, if i don't lube my bolt it'll get stuck, and no one wants that