Sexual Innuendoes

[SuperNova]

incriminating evidence

"We're going down to Twisty's for the weekend to play paintball. I'll put one in his ass for you Dave" - £gg

Oh deary me....this campa's never gonna work in the square mile again

 

[€gg]

WTF

where in the hell did you get that photo, Oh my god you are such a Dale Winton.
And I didn't quite say it like that....at least i don't think i did.

 

[Gogger]

" I think I saw you get shot in the semi."

 

[Little Jon]

WTF

Originally posted by €gg
Oh my god you are such a Dale Winton.

i have never heard that as an insult before

 

[joe bob]

yea, I got theese new big balls....

 

[eric]

I nailed his @ss!!!!!

 

[Half-Pint]

I short stroked my cocker with the condom on and it smegged all over my barrell. c'mon that kinda stuff can make EuroTrash.

Anyone been caught polishing their Boomstick?

HP

 

[€gg]

Anyone been caught polishing their Boomstick?

Yeah me, all the time, I clean it in the bath room with the door locked. Sometimes I take it to bed and I give it a good old polish under the sheets where no one can see my technique.................
Other times I just clean my boomstick!!!!!!

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

So how did you spend your weekend sparklie......................

Well I was soooooooooo nice and polished some newbies balls............

He had dropped em..............................

He just got all excited and they burst every were.

Poor boy

He was sooooooooo greatfull

marshalls whos playing today ? how many we got ?

Well we have all these young ladies playing with each other.........

 

[Tortoise-Licker]

And a favorite for angel owners.
Just giz a drop of your love juice in my bottom line