somebody call the doctor?

[Gassy]

You're lucky you just have a lump.
After reading a popular paintball forum over the weekend, I thought it would be cool to have someone shoot a paintball directly at my unprotected face, and attempt to catch the ball in my mouth. I thought this would be a no-brainer, as I've reffed a few games in my time...

Well, after the unbelievable pain began, as if by magic, my throat closed up immediately, and I started to die. Then, this guy did this crazy magic trick, where he punctured my windpipe and performed an emergency trachiotomy. It was totally intense. Great viewing!

The whole thing was obviously filmed, so hopefully we can send it in to fxxxing Beadle or Barrymore or some other tortured TV-failure, and maybe even get some screen-time!



Sorry - mods closed the fun-thread before I had a chance to post in it...

After 2 really cr4ppy days at work due to the weather I didn't think anything would make me smile but that post did

thanks Missy

 

[Dave284]

'OMGSFG'.

oh my god, so ****ing gay?

 

[Missy-Q]

oh my god, so ****ing gay?

Yep.

 

[Cook$]

You wanna go to the doctors.This happened to a mate of mine once, six months down the line and BAM, loadsa spiders came out.

 

[3L1TE hax]

i've heard of the problem before, but i kinda didn't believe it...

I honest would have crapped my pants. Creepy crawly are everything but my thing..

(re-read your post thats why i editted it..)

 

[Ravin_sk]

what was the out come

 

[Spooly]

what was the out come

R.I.P

 

[Bolter]

RIP Liam92...

 

[Teddy picker99]

I had a small lump on a different head : ( anti biotics sorted now though, moral of the story is always put a hat on it... X

 

[Liam92]

what was the out come

i survived unfortunately! was gone after a month or so if i remember right and never had any problems since