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Spank the Monkey

KillerOnion

Lord of the Ringtones
You astound me once again Tyger

Wow, I don't know whether I'm impressed, horrified, or just going to laugh myself silly about that. I don't even want to know mine...I would much rather have evaluated my colossal ability to please a woman, like hip thrusting horsepower or velocity. ****ing accomplishes nothing EXCEPT FOR if there's a sperm bank in the neighborhood. Why waste it when you could get paid for it? If I had gone to the sperm bank every time, if only for $10 a pop, I would have $32,850 by now! That's enough for a car! Getting a car for something otherwise done for free sounds like a pretty darn good deal to me, how about you?