StarWars Talent Show!!!

[JoseDominguez]

Talent

Originally posted by 3pm
Does fart lighting count ass a talent?

if that typo was deliberate then you sir, are a genius.

If not, you have comedy dyslexia. Also cool.

 

[Bully]

Winner

From past experince Mr Bonich will win the fart lighting competition

I have seen him "scorch a carpet" and empty a chinese in Antwerp doing his "trick"

Steve

 

[ThunderCat]

Winner

Originally posted by Bully
From past experince Mr Bonich will win the fart lighting competition

I have seen him "scorch a carpet" and empty a chinese in Antwerp doing his "trick"

Steve

My farts do that without me having to light them!

 

[JoseDominguez]

nasty, wouldn't like to see him empty a chinese.

 

[Gups]

So is nobody else gonna enter the talent show?

there MUST be something you can do guys... knife throwing? Whistle dixie whilst downing a pint? tightrope walking over the fire pit?

 

[L J]

anyone wanna see me down a small bottle of spirits/large bottle of beer in a few seconds? i can do it!!

 

[ThunderCat]

I'll be entering.
Not with my ass chemical act either before you all order gas masks!

 

[JoseDominguez]

Originally posted by cockersrule
anyone wanna see me down a small bottle of spirits/large bottle of beer in a few seconds? i can do it!!

Scientifically proved that just over a second to down a bottle of smirnoff ice is the fastest time possible.

The research almost killed me. But it was in the name of science.

 

[L J]

i did one of those big bottles in about 4 seconds, bloody great see you all there (my money was sent this morning)

 

[little tone]

i have no idea what my talent is...they just come naturally when im as pissed as a fenny fart