Things You Hear At Paintball Tournaments

[Sid Sidgwick]

Had a team mate (Moppy) who turned up to every round for about 2 years without his wallet or spent all his cash on booze and forgot to save some for paint

 

[Tony Harrison]

Had a team mate (Moppy) who turned up to every round for about 2 years without his wallet or spent all his cash on booze and forgot to save some for paint

You can't say he isn't consistent.

 

[onasilverbike]

"Vot iz your name?

.... .........

Ah yes, I vill remember zat name!"

(Ulric Von Klinkerhoffen)

 

[Tony Harrison]

"Vot iz your name?

.... .........

Ah yes, I vill remember zat name!"

(Ulric Von Klinkerhoffen)

The Germanic equivalent of the naughty list.

 

[thomasbear]

10 seconds... which bunker are you going to?

 

[onasilverbike]

"no I didn't bring any clean clothes to change in to, what do you mean I can't get back in your car in my playing pants?"

 

[NitroBall]

" Have you got my allen key ? "

" How many pots have we gained this round "

 

[Kevin Winter]

Four players on the same team all claiming a three pack...

 

[shoaibaktar]

Most teams I've pitted for ,every point (Even when they lost ) !

 

[Tom]

If 5 players walk off the field without having had a 5 pack each, then they aren't trying