Dear MissyI would want the intro to be a bit like the A-team.
If you've got a problem, and no-one else can help, and if you can find her - maybe you can 'Ask Missy'
Something like that, idealy with the A-team theme music in the background.
I would also do one cartoon version of a typical modern-day issue per week, in which one of the pics will be shekshual, at least showing a bxtch in lingerie, with a shocked expression on her face as she realises she's shxt the bed by shagging the neighbours 12 yr old son and 2 of his friends while her cross-dressing husband was at work. You know the sorta thing...
So basically, it will be the real deal!
Disclaimer: If the cartoon thing is hard I prolly won't actually do it.
I'll give it to you straight.Dear Missy
I am 39, bald, overweight, wear glasses and have excessive back hair. I live at home with Mum.
I don't actually play paintball, but like the look of it. I enjoy trolling the threads on p8ntballer.com, giving sage advice etc. in order to get my post count up.
Will actually playing paintball make me more attractive to women?
If so, what gear should I buy? Money is no object, and from what I've read I need to be Agg. What the heck is that?
PS: I've been told that I have the same name as someone famous in paintball. Is this true?
Erm........reading lessons?something that makes new members forced into reading the rules on the BST forum before they can post as its a bit annoying when they try and seel without a picture lol
for example: http://p8ntballer-forums.com/threads/proto-slg-and-vents-avatar-for-sale-che-p.149116/