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J@mes

If in doubt, flat out!
Jul 11, 2006
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none of the bruises posted qwite live up to this:

im not sure if this is funny or retarded,...... i would have to say retarded tho (no mask ffs)
 

Paontball Mad

Bourmouth Riptide!!-!!-!!
Jun 17, 2006
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Well the worse happened to one of my mates i know this will sound untrue and stupid but its true and i dont think he found that funny. Anyway he got shot in the ass 4 times 1 once on 1 side, twice on the other and guess where the 4th on went yes were no paintball was ever meant to go the opening.

He couldnt sit down for about a week not sure how he took a dump!!! lol

Yes that is a very nasty i know
Cheers Tim :eek:
 

JoeJr

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Feb 15, 2006
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J@mes said:
none of the bruises posted qwite live up to this:

im not sure if this is funny or retarded,...... i would have to say retarded tho (no mask ffs)
holy crap! hes retarded for doing that
 

lemonadeX

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Jul 31, 2006
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J@mes said:
none of the bruises posted qwite live up to this:

im not sure if this is funny or retarded,...... i would have to say retarded tho (no mask ffs)
Ehh, how did he not even move when that was happening. Insane!

-Will
 

J@mes

If in doubt, flat out!
Jul 11, 2006
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never mind how he didnt move( lots of alcohol does help :) ),... what i want to know, is did he have to sleep on his chest for a month, cos i bet that c*nt was sore as hell..
 

WGP4Life

Banned
Jul 18, 2005
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I bought 100 T-Balls off someone here (can't remember)..

Me and one of my friends got 50 each and got in the starting position.


We started and I ran a bit into front.. blah blah blah... blah blah..


I got shot and it hurt like a boom boom, we hand choroned his gun and it was still at 310fps!


Painful, seriously.
 

Buddha 3

Hamfist McPunchalot
Okay, to get this thread in the direction it's supposed to go...

No more "I once like played this game, right, and when I like ran to the next bunker, right, I like slipped and like fell. I got like lit up so bad, right, and all the paintballs hit like in the same place, right, so I like had this like really giant like bruise, right. It was like all blue and like green on the like edges, right."

Either put up pictures, comment on the pics, but keep the anecdotes to yourself. We want PROOF people.