Official Press release from the Rafe Farmer home for deranged gelatin lovers:
"It has been decided that, in the interests of Public Safety, a warning must be issued to all members of the General public who are contemplating visiting the 'Wurzel Bash' to be on their guard. Last night several members of 'Team Monkey Love' escaped from the Maximum Security wing, expressing their intention to participate in the aforementioned 'Paintball Tournament'.
If you happen to spot one or more of these individuals - Do Not Be Scared, offer them money or shiny things and they will leave you alone."
"If You have the opportunity to capture the individuals - Don't Bother, we don't want them back"
"It has been decided that, in the interests of Public Safety, a warning must be issued to all members of the General public who are contemplating visiting the 'Wurzel Bash' to be on their guard. Last night several members of 'Team Monkey Love' escaped from the Maximum Security wing, expressing their intention to participate in the aforementioned 'Paintball Tournament'.
If you happen to spot one or more of these individuals - Do Not Be Scared, offer them money or shiny things and they will leave you alone."
"If You have the opportunity to capture the individuals - Don't Bother, we don't want them back"
