Dear Mods I just sent £1100 to a new member on here for some stuff 5 minutes ago. He hasn't sent me the stuff yet. I didn't pay the paypal fee, and he does not reply to my pm's. I don't have his real name - his forum name is R. Ipoff. I don't have his mobile number or address either. Do I need medical attention?
Dearest friend Plenty, As said in my original email this is a fantastic opportunity for you to own a £1,000,000 marker for the incredible small price of £1,100. As you know I had to leave the marker behind when I fled my country with my family and my cousin was fortunate enough to reclaim it intact from the tattered burnt out remains of my family home. A great calamity has occurred when my cousin was travelling to post it directly to you for those corrupt policeman I previously mentioned have grievously impounded it. It upsets me greatly that they have done this when our success was so near. The police commissioner has promised to release it for the sum of £400 as I think the idiot that he is has no sense of its real value unlike me and you. If you could just PayPal £400 to me as a Gift I am most certain we can secure its release and all will be good again and a great deal will be had by us both. I must re-iterate that this marker is worth £1,000,000 and I only asked you for the original £1,100 to help secure flights from my country for my sister and her husband how are desperate to join me here. The extra £400 is still such a small price to pay and I hope you will continue to help us as previously agreed and soon this wondrous marker will be in your possession and I will be reunited with my family. your obedient friend, R. Ipoff
dear jon i sent him£1000 and still not got a pm of him i will have to go and kick the dog if i had one ill borrow one
Don't worry, even though I created an account last week to take the piss outta you, imma send you a free gun.
Dearest Plenty Joyous news. After receiving the additional £400 my cousin now has possession of your marker. Those tales you told me of unbelieving forum members who thought you were being scammed must be truly silenced now. I think some jealousy of your good fortune was to blame. Unfortunately the situation in my country has deteriorated and the postal service is no longer to be trusted. My cousin has come up with a wondrous idea, he will bring the marker to you personally. Surely this is better for you to ensure the delivery of such a glorious marker. I know you will be happy with this and he will meet you personally at heatrow airport. All he needs is £450 for the one way ticket and our mutually beneficial dealings will be done. As soon as funds are received I will advise you as to the time of his arrival. To ensure you are not scammed at the last minute please meet him with a card at the arrivals gate. I will be there to greet him too and will be most grateful to shake the hand of the man who has helped my family so much. To avoid suspicion he is travelling under an assumed name so please be holding a card for Mr G Ulible. Your honest friend, R Ipoff
