How to play paintball
- Thread starter Tony Harrison
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1. Keep your balls dry and clean
2. Keep your weapon in tip top shape, you could even try a stiffi!
3. dont withdraw your condom until ready to shoot
4. The aim of the game is to spray your balls all over someone hiding behind a big inflatable wearing lycra and a dodgy looking mask!
5. THEY wipe up YOUR mess
6. If YOU take it in the face, just walk away politely (but it may taste nasty! )
2. Keep your weapon in tip top shape, you could even try a stiffi!
3. dont withdraw your condom until ready to shoot
4. The aim of the game is to spray your balls all over someone hiding behind a big inflatable wearing lycra and a dodgy looking mask!
5. THEY wipe up YOUR mess
6. If YOU take it in the face, just walk away politely (but it may taste nasty! )