Limerick Time

[Robbo]

Without getting too Lear'ish, you gotta come up with a limerick and the best one gets Plat Membership for life ....... and if you've already got it .... er....hard luck

Unsurprisingly, here's my attempt to start things off

There was once a thief named jeff abbott
Who just couldn’t walk by and not nab it
It’s his way of life
To take out a knife
And find Robbo’s back just to stab it ....


[j - wanna threaten me again? - I bet the elder scumbag is really glad you stepped in to try and help out - way to go!!!]

 

[philfull]

there is a team from london named shock,
the players they act like a ****,
those acts were so low,
that they spoiled the show.
now they've crawled back under their rock.

 

[Robbo]

there is a team from london named shock,
the players they act like a ****,
those acts were so low,
that they spoiled the show.
now they've crawled back under their rock.

OK...you win

 

[philfull]

hope the lible lawyers are on holiday lol.

 

[thomas221289]

there is a team from london named shock,
the players they act like a ****,
those acts were so low,
that they spoiled the show.
now they've crawled back under their rock.

once again philip you shock me (no pun intended).

always had you down as a dummy! like myself!

 

[philfull]

Is that a compliment Tom? I dont need to show my intelligence off like some scruffy Stephen Fry from Geordieland (minus the gay bit). Especially when surrounded by numbnuts like yourself. haha

 

[Tom Allen]

there once was a patent called adam
who thought he was god so he had 'em
but lies don't work
with a judge and his clerk
and now parts are looking like saddam

 

[Impulse raider]

I'll start this one off and see where we can take it..

THE OWNER OF P8NT IS ROBBO,
HE TENDS TO TELL YOU IF HE THINKS YOU ARE A KNOBBO,

 

[Bon]

I'll start this one off and see where we can take it..

THE OWNER OF P8NT IS ROBBO,
HE TENDS TO TELL YOU IF HE THINKS YOU ARE A KNOBBO,

Go behind his back,
Get a slap

 

[Cook$]

OK, let's have a go....

A tournament played once a month

f**k....