'Hey look what I got
A Smart Parts Ion and its so hot.
It shoots like hot sex
But everyone else has clamping feednecks
My tank should drop down
A brand new back cap and a new gauge.
Im getting shoot down
I need an aftermarket bolt now.
Theres nothing on this gun that was there before,
I upgraded the thing until I couldnt no more.
I put it on YouTube to show how it shoots,
Whys everyone disrespectful?
The way that triggers movin, I cant take no more.
Put in a CP Sling, that I now adore.
I got a Virtue board and a CP reg,
So now theyll all be respectful.
Heyz diz mah ion!
Now look what I got.
Its my Ion and its so hot.
Want to trade for an Etek.
This comes with a Freak and Q-Lock Feedeck.
So offer up now
Ill take 200 or best offer.
No low balls now,
Its up on BST now.
Theres nothing on this gun that was there before,
I upgraded the thing until I couldnt no more.
I put it on YouTube to show how it shoots,
Whys everyone disrespectful?
I wanna trade this thing for an Invert Mini,
A Geo, Droid, or maybe a Bob Long Timmy.
Im tryin to find a buyer for all this crap,
Looking for DMs and Egos.'
