Sexual Innuendoes

[Twisty]

It has recently come to my attention just how many sexual innuendoes there are in our sport. There must be a reason for this. Being the generous person that i am, i want to share some of the ones i have heard with you guys:
- Keep your balls dry
- Oh no, my balls have dropped
- Stop treading on my balls
- Im sitting here polishing my 14inch freak
- I just unloaded into my condom ( my personal favourite )
- Its really annoying when my balls explode
- My wife told me i shoot blanks but this is ridiculous ( Punter stylee)
- im gonna wipp your ass

Please feel free to share
Twist

 

[Tommy Gun-Nexus]

Dude you have waaay too much time on your hands

 

[HERMITT]

with the way this guys mind works you have to question exactly what he has on his hands?!!!

 

[Little Jon]

my ball broke i my barrel.
i need to push it through(Not very sexual)
ive blown my ring(hehehehe)

ok these arent very sexual, more toliet humour

 

[Twisty]

Originally posted by T-Hawk
Dude you have waaay too much time on your hands

Tell me about it. You would think i would be doing some of the sh*t loads of work i have to do. Ahh, what can you do?

 

[Munkeh]

->I think ive just shreaded my O ring (Ouch? )

 

[le-pig]

i know some 1 who tried to lift somthing heavy and literially ripped his ring

 

[KillerOnion]

As if he wasn't bad enough...

The list grows:

Anyone seen my 10 inch large bore boomstick?
Lemme grease my bolt and I'll be ready to play.
Ack! My seal is leaking!
I'm working on my Cocker timing...
Will that even fit in my angel?
That rod isn't the right length.
I'm set for low pressure.
Stop short stroking it!
They kept holding me down and spraying all over my face.

Can you make it to the laydown?
I was getting a ton of bounces...
We've GOT to take control of those cones.
Watch the nipples!
Cover your nipple.
I love those hoppers!
She's got a dead battery! Go do her!

And the list continues...

 

[Tiny(D.R)]

You can also quite oftern hear, after a customer has brokern there balls in there Hopper.

Treat your balls with a bit more respect

 

[MarkehB]

Sorry m8, it was me who just shot his load up your arse