Good luck to Team Apocalypse

[MarkehB]

But I was talking about your other head

 

[Gurney]

wtf, i think you all owe me beers for being such a top bloke!!!

 

[FAMINE]

You cant drink,
Cos u r giving me a lift

 

[Gurney]

If you are playing with us on sunday i can sort you out with a lift, but as you are putting the band b4 us, you can forget about it!!!!

 

[FAMINE]

Band=Stardom and money
Stardom and money=i fund the team

So STFU

 

[Gurney]

PAINTBALL = Quality, rewarding, adrenaline fuelled game.

BAND = Forcing you hand up and down around the groinal area, brushing tightly woven strings, sorry that sounds like w*nking not guitar playing.

Actually the choice between w*nking and paintball should be slightly closer one.

Sort it out, else I may have to go and live with my mum, now you and her have split up