Paint

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

um well let marshalls lose in paint office purly for potting up u understand not cause it's warm and cosy.

libberally feed with steaming mugs of tea, bacon butties and general banter

watch them get sloppy and drop a few balls

leave to fester behind heavy objects for an unspecifed time or untill smelly

Be brave have mad cleaning fit move all heavy objects

low you will find paintballs with beards

honest

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

will try to remember camera next time ok

 

[octane]

dont forget if your balls get to hot they will sweat, and sweaty balls do tend to stick together. nasty, and sometimes embarassing if playing in front of spectators.

Cure a little talc.

 

[crom-dubh]

May I suggest something loose and cotton to hold your balls in. This will reduce the sweating.

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

deffinatly not lepard skin tee hee

 

[crom-dubh]

Please Sparklie lets not bring that up again. Its taken me all day to stop seeing that image when I close my eyes.

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

ok am suitably chastised

 

[crom-dubh]

I am sorry for sounding harsh but there are some things the human brain was not built to cope with.

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

ok am very sorry

 

[crom-dubh]

You are forgiven. But if you mention it again I will send you a pic of TB wearing them.