Whats the Best thing a Punter has said to you?

[ihaveblades]

Hi everyone

This question is directed mainly and rec Marshalls.

whats the Best thing a Punter has said to you?

Mine was a teenager who asked "If i fall over am i aloud to get back up." .

Whats yours???




Craig.

 

[Tom Allen]

A punter came over at the end of a game without a hopper on his gun, and asked "why can't i hit anyone".

 

[Darkwerks]

Punter: "My gun won't shoot anymore, I pull the trigger and nothing happens."
Me: "Lets have a look...oh, okay here's the problem....the hopper is empty"

 

[Dusty]

marshalling in the forest, punter complaining that the guy he had hit would not go out. when asked which chap he was referring to he simply replied

"the one behind the tree"

 

[dan0011]

Originally posted by dusty
marshalling in the forest, punter complaining that the guy he had hit would not go out. when asked which chap he was referring to he simply replied

"the one behind the tree"

so...tourney players do it all the time

 

[deathwishuk]

"marshall my gun wot fire i keep pointing it at that guy and it wot shoot" ermm did u actulay pull the trigger "no"

 

[Myth]

Originally posted by deathwishuk
"marshall my gun wot fire i keep pointing it at that guy and it wot shoot" ermm did u actulay pull the trigger "no"

oh come of it now thats taking the p!$$ nobodys that retarded!

 

[BLOBHEAD]

Last week while waiting for some punters to finish their game so we could get on and do some training, one of my teammates took pity on a guy having gun probs. So he decided to lend him his cocker.

The fella mowed the field, then afterwards said "wow i done about 30 quids worth of paint there" we chuckled but kept our mouths shut obviously.

 

[Gogger]

I've got loads but 1 of the best is:-
"Am I alowed to fire more than 1 paintball per game?"

We also had a chap who came to us with a mask in his hand and asked us to help him as he couldn't get it on. I had to keep a straight face while I told him that it was because he already had a mask on and was trying to put another 1 over the top.

 

[MikeJones_Marshall]

Punter : "Marshall, my gun won't fire!"

I took one quick look and the reply was...

"Thats cause you have the saftey on."

Bless the newbies