who's best player in world?

[PGI's Chris Iaquinta]

Your Question is answered

I AM THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD. I won a 1vs1 tournament just last week. Maybe you've heard of it, the Speical Paintball Olympics. I don't care if my opponet only had one arm and one good eye, i beat him fair and square.

 

[QuikSilver]

Hey, I've heard about that Kyle Duck kid. Word is all the SoCal teams have been offering him LOTS to play for them. I overhead a discussion between several big names, and they were talking like in a year he'll be the best player in the world. I don't think he's decided on who he is gonna play for yet, but you'll be hearing about him VERY soon.

 

[special K]

Well, I just talked to a guy I know that knows him fairly well. He said that Kyle kinda wants to play a year in Ama A instead of going straight to pro. That's prolly a good decision on his part.

 

[QuikSilver]

Kyle duck is the best player on the planet.

 

[special K]

Whatcha talkin bout Willis?

 

[Micah]

It's me!

Wait ...

no ...

I was thinking of some one else ...

-Micah

 

[cjohns]

Uhhh

Never heard of this kyle duck guy? Someone fill me in.

Thanks

 

[Greg]

Caution : Do not big up Kyle Duck anymore as otherwise the poor lad won't be able to put his gogs on due to the hugeness of his apparently super inflated ego! This would be a great loss to p'ball as we would have to fit him with glass eyes or sumet'

JOKE

Gypsy Greg

 

[Greg]

Wasn't it true that some kid got pushed into the railings by Lasoya when the kid laughed at something his mate was doing earlier at Campaign 2001. Then the kid turned round and told Lasoya to "F%*k off!!"

Would anyone care to validate this?

 

[Kieran - Thunder]

Greg

I would do buddy... but I'd have to kill you!