An interesting fact about yourself......
- Thread starter Cook$
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I just realised i posted this earlier, so here's another,
I've helped to instruct some of the world's special forces in hand to hand techniques.
I've helped to instruct some of the world's special forces in hand to hand techniques.
The irony was, the stewardess was reluctant to spray the moose-mouthed, sh!t laden, piss-pant ******* because she was worried she might offend him .... WTF !!!!!
My nostrils went into gag mode and I was heaving my guts up ... what about his stench offending me????
People who fail to wash should be bashed up on the spot, no mercy shown whatsoever; just because they react to a bar of soap as though it was frikkin kryptonite ain't no reason why I [and many others on that plane] should suffer .....
The worst thing is to be trapped sitting next to a stinky-ass mofo, in which case I either ask them to move [and tell them why] or I move myself ... I feel sorry for people who find it hard to do either for whatever reason.
Pete, I don't think there was a single person on that plane who disagreed with you - I believe the pilot had the window open to let a bit of fresh air in :0)
Back to the facts - I was born two pints under par
Despite chuck and martin from the jags trying to get the team fit I cheated at every exercise, in fact I made it a personal mission
I have several scars including an acid burn, a dog bite, a knife wound and multiple drink related ones from when I was younger i.e falling over a pub wall last Sunday
Back to smelly people I've seen Ledz line up a shop full of his customers and sniff them til he found the one who had BO - he rightly argued that a five hour trip from Scotland, in summer, with no aircon, did not give anybody the right to stink his shop up
Back to the facts - I was born two pints under par
Despite chuck and martin from the jags trying to get the team fit I cheated at every exercise, in fact I made it a personal mission
I have several scars including an acid burn, a dog bite, a knife wound and multiple drink related ones from when I was younger i.e falling over a pub wall last Sunday
Back to smelly people I've seen Ledz line up a shop full of his customers and sniff them til he found the one who had BO - he rightly argued that a five hour trip from Scotland, in summer, with no aircon, did not give anybody the right to stink his shop up
When I was playing football, I was just an extremely stupid waste of the space inside a pair of football boots but I gotta say Jon, after having been sent off twice in one match as I had previously mentioned in this thread, and accruing 29 sending offs , 54 bookings during my illustrious football career [it was joked that the London and Kent border league in which I played issued the refs in that league with a notebook that had my name pre-printed and so all they had to do was tick a box
] but after all that ... after all that .... I never got sent off as I walked onto the pitch; the closest I got to that was being sent off before the ball had gotten outside of the centre circle after kick-off in a seven-aside tournament - but even so, your achievement takes first prize mate ....... I salute you Jon-Doe, respect !!![Disclaimer] Any young person reading either mine or J-Doe's post should not see these as anything to be copied, impersonated or indeed revered, my actions were those of a moron whereas J-Doe's actually a good guy. [/Disclaimer]
I've met Phillip Schofield, proper nice chap
I crashed my car into a parked car within the first week of passing my driving test (lesson learned on how to de-mist the windscreen) p.s insurance is a mother f*****
I shat myself on the way back from a 5 a side football match and made everyone sick (it did smell alot)
I often perform a party piece which is to replicate the actions of Party Boy from the hit MTV show Jackass
Yes i own a leopard print man thong!!!
there is more but i've realised how embaressing those are already lol
I crashed my car into a parked car within the first week of passing my driving test (lesson learned on how to de-mist the windscreen) p.s insurance is a mother f*****
I shat myself on the way back from a 5 a side football match and made everyone sick (it did smell alot)
I often perform a party piece which is to replicate the actions of Party Boy from the hit MTV show Jackass
Yes i own a leopard print man thong!!!
there is more but i've realised how embaressing those are already lol
I knocked out two guys during a game of Rugby one of them broke his neck and was airlifted to hospital.... wasnt entirely my fault. I moved out the way and the two numptys nutted each other whilst running at me. He made a full rcecovery
I once wrote off my car (a triumph dolomite) by piling into the side of a hearse that pulled out on me. It was the one with the coffin in it. My car was totalled, and the hearse just got a large dent in the door (they are built like tanks).
The guy opened his window a crack and slipped me a card, telling me "I have to get this guy buried, so I can't stop."
I was left screaming abuse in the middle of the road while the corpses' crying family-members filed past me on the way to the funeral.
I went to a paintball event in Stockholm, Sweden, got laid without even trying (twice), witnessed a gory suicide (by gas explosion), got arrested for vagrancy, and never once actually made it to the field for the event, on any of the 3 days.
The guy opened his window a crack and slipped me a card, telling me "I have to get this guy buried, so I can't stop."
I was left screaming abuse in the middle of the road while the corpses' crying family-members filed past me on the way to the funeral.
I went to a paintball event in Stockholm, Sweden, got laid without even trying (twice), witnessed a gory suicide (by gas explosion), got arrested for vagrancy, and never once actually made it to the field for the event, on any of the 3 days.
I was part of the intricate logistical train that was able to get an MG across to MissyQ a fact that Missy probably doesn't even know