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15 minutes with : Eelz


Don't run, you'll only die tired....
May 19, 2004
Northern Ireland
@EELZ is up next for some light reading :)

What in the hell is a wire drawer anyway?????

1) Name
Dave Evans

2) Age
42 next month

3) Where do you live?

4) What do you shoot?
M2 and Splash Karta Automag

5) What's your occupation?
Wire Drawer

6) When/how did you first get into paintball?
works outing in Frodsham in 1991 and own gunner since 2001 after watching Mission Paintball and seeing how much more the guns had developed

7) What was your first marker?
Mech. Spyder

8) How often do you use p8ntballer?
Every day

9) What first brought you to p8ntballer?

10) What keeps you here?
Friends and BST's

11) Have you met many people from the forum?
Yes,Quite a lot

12) What is your dream gun setup?
After 14 years,I have them (listed above)
13) What is the worst gun you've ever owned?
A lot have come to me in a state but I get pleasure out of making them shoot spot-on again

14) What's your favourite p8ntballer thread or post?
The Dye lock-lid one was quite memorable

15) If p8ntballer was yours for a day what would you change?
I shut it down for a day or 2 just to ensue panic in the users ;)

16) Explain your username?
Every time I went fishing with my mates, I'd always catch an eel or 2,and so it began.

17) Tourney, magfed or woods/scenario?
Woods>Tourney and now just rec woods

18) Who are your two favourite mods?
Dusty for his girly hand writing and I used to like Tom Allen for his marker knowledge-but he's not around anymore

19) Who is your dream p8ntballer karaoke partner and what is the song?
Probably Buddah3 with us both smashing a NWA/Eazy E tune

20) You're in the final of who wants to be a millionaire. Who on p8ntballer is your phone a friend?
As daft as he is in Person,Cook$

21) Take this opportunity to clear up one misconception about yourself?
Is there one? tell me please, so i can address it.!

22) You've been asked into the big brother hows and you can take five forum members. Who and why?
23) You have the chance for dinner with any 3 people living or dead. Who and why?
Rik Mayall,Richard Ashcroft and Michael macitire (Laughter/music and a punch bag at the end of the night)

24)What is your favourite film and song?
Shawshank Redemption and Bitter sweet Symphony by the Verve

25) Tell us one interesting and one boring fact about yourself.
Michael Portillo filmed me and my GF in the Red light District in Amsterdam last week (for his show in November) and I don't go out out much anymore- I used to be a right party/wreck-head

26) If you could give one bit of advice to people, what would it be?
Be as honest as possible

27) You're invisible for a day. What do you get up to?
Bank robbery

28) If you could be any celebrity for a day who would it be?
Brian Johnson

29) What's your most embarassing moment?
Sleep walking into my mates bedroom and Pissing in his Mrs' Knicker draw

30) What is your proudest or most memorable moment in life?
I'll let you know when when i'm on my death bed

31) what is your worst habit?
apparently, snoring !

32) Name your best paintballing experience?
shooting my team mate Jono point blank in the back of the head on the break-out at Bully's 2003 touney at Skirmish.

33) What's the scariest thing that's ever happened to you?
Getting lost in the Trudos mountains in Cyprus with next to nothing in the fuel tank and no phone

34) You're on death row, what's your last meal?
a Beef fillet cooked rare/medium with a Stilton cheese sauce

35) First thing you'd do if you won the lotto?
Phone Camelot to claim the prize..!! Then sort Family and close friends out then move to sunny climate and have a warm and peaceful life

36) Tell us a joke
David Cameron

37) What's your porn star name? (name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name)
Sox Roberts
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