Twisted Wish (Forum Game)

[Devrij]

Stolen of course, but I thought it would prove more amusing than the word association game, and hey, it's the weekend.

Rules are simple, someone makes a wish, and you grant it in the sort of twisted way Satan might do if he was a part-time genie. For example "I wish I had a Stako" could be answered "You do! But it blows up and kills your children and a little puppy" After granting a wish, you then make your own. Be creative
Get it?

I'll start: I wish I could cook

 

[pid]

You can !!
BUT, as your deep frying your chips, you'll slip and put your hand straight in the deep fat fryer. mwuhahahaha (dam i'm evil)

 

[Devrij]

Ooops! I forgot to mention, once you've ruined someone's life with your sick twisted answer, YOU make a wish so it continues. My bad!

 

[pid]

Doh !!

I wish i could have a pet tiger.

 

[poo1y4eva]

While in the zoo, you wife will become attracted to the tiger and seek an entry hole into the compound. When in she posed naked around the tiger and you were made do a photoshoot.


I wish I lived in Portugal.

 

[Devrij]

Granted, you have a pet tiger, but you didn't think to train it so it chews all your furniture to pieces....then it eats you of course.

I wish I didn't spend all my time on this forum

 

[danrandon]

granted - piper and gassy ban your ass and then take out a contract on you!

i wish i could work full time for pgi as a photographer

 

[RainbowShooter]

Granted, you get paid to go to every event that PGi covers, but one day you're plane crashes and you end up on a island with a few survivors that strangely have pasts that link up with each other.

I wish I hadn't spent so much money on my computer

 

[JTD1993]

You find a money tree but as you run for it, step on a mine...

I wish I had my own shop

 

[lil wenlock]

Granted you have your shop, but you get put in jail for life for using it as a drug den.

I wish i lived in California