It happens all the time at Marshallin dont ask me why but thats the place i will get hit in the bollocks never wen i play but always wen i marshall !
Bloody Punters !
Joe
Bloody Punters !
Joe
Ever been hit in the rollocks?
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I almost always conveniatly place a gloved hand over my goods, that stops it most of the time.
-jtl
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i usually hold the spare gun there, its always shocking, yet re assuring when i hear a PING!! and see the splat on the bottle, where my bollocks would have been
As a marshal it comes naturally that every player on the feild thinks you re a target and also how fun it is for marshal to lose a ball in the process so yes i been hit many a time and hell yeh it hurts. Hmm a cup now thats a plan! Oh and if you wear a straight shot make sure it hangs just in front!
I did when playing against Shockwave 3 in Toulouse. Went in for the mugging and then remember lying on the floor in agony holding the crytal jewels for a few minutes whilst the game went on around me. I was hit twice in the gonads with another two shots approx an inch away.
Very nice marshall kindly moved my marker out the way so it wouldnt get damaged.
Very nice marshall kindly moved my marker out the way so it wouldnt get damaged.
personally i have been hit in the nutsac 3 times, yes THREE times
The first time was free and easy, then i wore a cup, then once when marshallin i didnt wear it and we can guess what happened. I can safely say that both times without the cup has brought me to my knees and tears to my eyes.
Not a fun thing
Rich
The first time was free and easy, then i wore a cup, then once when marshallin i didnt wear it and we can guess what happened. I can safely say that both times without the cup has brought me to my knees and tears to my eyes.
Not a fun thing
Rich
I've had a couple of close calls..
And I've seen two punter classics.
Once with a bunch fooling around in the range area - twerp points it at his mates groin and says something like 'can you image how much it would hurt?', at which point the thing goes off, at about 2 feet range. Clever.
Another one where a marshal was watching the last throes of a game and an overexcited girl cut lose at a run-by and got the marshal standing just near her.
Amusing thing is, in both cases there were no howls, no writhing, no histrionics at all. It just looked like their bones had turned to jelly and they sort of slowly melted to the ground and lay there clutching the wound for about five minutes. Looked very nasty indeed. I don't wear a cup when playing (baggy trousers instead) but you'd have to be insane to marshal without protection.
And I've seen two punter classics.
Once with a bunch fooling around in the range area - twerp points it at his mates groin and says something like 'can you image how much it would hurt?', at which point the thing goes off, at about 2 feet range. Clever.
Another one where a marshal was watching the last throes of a game and an overexcited girl cut lose at a run-by and got the marshal standing just near her.
Amusing thing is, in both cases there were no howls, no writhing, no histrionics at all. It just looked like their bones had turned to jelly and they sort of slowly melted to the ground and lay there clutching the wound for about five minutes. Looked very nasty indeed. I don't wear a cup when playing (baggy trousers instead) but you'd have to be insane to marshal without protection.
