Right........
If you are reading this and you happen to own a drop forward, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to put down your Crack-Pipe and LISTEN!!
They are pretty much what makes a Goober (By the way, This is Paintball slang for a SH*T 'Baller).
Now I see TOO many people Goobering their asses around tournaments with these retardations, and every time I see one I try to explain to the owner that in 1997 it was regarded as a 'good idea' (When shooting at each other at 4 or 5bps), but in today's paintball scene, it's actually seen to be Gayer than Will Young! I mean.....do any of you fools wonder why you have absolutely NO chance of gunfighting a pro?
"But Why??" I hear the masses shout.......well
Having a drop-forward throws off your body's very dynamics, that are crucial to compete in the upper-heirarchy of today's paintball scene. You CANNOT run and shoot, you CANNOT gunfight and don't even think about trying to Snapshoot. The populous of the fool-divisions are playing like-minded fools, and yeah, you might win games etc...but do you ever wonder why you get totally blitzed off the field and turned into Christmas Tress by the Pros or Div.1? The POINT of the Pro-Tour was to give you punks an insight into how to play ball, now, Tell me.......HOW MANY PRO PLAYERS HAVE DROP FORWARDS, AND HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHY THE COUNT IS ZERO!!!!! Maybe, JUSY MAYBE, They know something that you don't???
All i hear from you F**k-Tards, when I try to explain the idiocy of a Drop-Forward are the following:
"It's comfortable"
"It makes the Gun Easier to Hold"
(and my personal favourite)
"IT MAKES ME SO MUCH TIGHTER" <---the future of paintball!
Right, all I'm saying people is that they are the worst idea since putting your collection of Nitroglicerine and Trinitrotoluween next to your blazing Fire-place...
SORT IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yours Sincerely,
Fi$h
If you are reading this and you happen to own a drop forward, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to put down your Crack-Pipe and LISTEN!!
They are pretty much what makes a Goober (By the way, This is Paintball slang for a SH*T 'Baller).
Now I see TOO many people Goobering their asses around tournaments with these retardations, and every time I see one I try to explain to the owner that in 1997 it was regarded as a 'good idea' (When shooting at each other at 4 or 5bps), but in today's paintball scene, it's actually seen to be Gayer than Will Young! I mean.....do any of you fools wonder why you have absolutely NO chance of gunfighting a pro?
"But Why??" I hear the masses shout.......well
Having a drop-forward throws off your body's very dynamics, that are crucial to compete in the upper-heirarchy of today's paintball scene. You CANNOT run and shoot, you CANNOT gunfight and don't even think about trying to Snapshoot. The populous of the fool-divisions are playing like-minded fools, and yeah, you might win games etc...but do you ever wonder why you get totally blitzed off the field and turned into Christmas Tress by the Pros or Div.1? The POINT of the Pro-Tour was to give you punks an insight into how to play ball, now, Tell me.......HOW MANY PRO PLAYERS HAVE DROP FORWARDS, AND HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHY THE COUNT IS ZERO!!!!! Maybe, JUSY MAYBE, They know something that you don't???
All i hear from you F**k-Tards, when I try to explain the idiocy of a Drop-Forward are the following:
"It's comfortable"
"It makes the Gun Easier to Hold"
(and my personal favourite)
"IT MAKES ME SO MUCH TIGHTER" <---the future of paintball!
Right, all I'm saying people is that they are the worst idea since putting your collection of Nitroglicerine and Trinitrotoluween next to your blazing Fire-place...
SORT IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yours Sincerely,
Fi$h
