we have a good way of detering this if we expect getting shot at,we mess about with are gats while there getting ready,it's amazing how a couple of ropes of paint on a small target makes them think twice when told the marshels can shoot back
Whats the Best thing a Punter has said to you?
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im no marshall but if i were and i was asked 'can i shoot you' i would simply say you get what you give.
except i wouldnt be using some ****ty inferno or tippy
except i wouldnt be using some ****ty inferno or tippy
juts had a classic literally today.
punter starts playing a game, and looks at me and shouts
'theyre shooting at me, what do i do??!!'
so i said 'shoot back'
'but why?'...
..........OH MY GOD...was a girl for the record lol.
i always get asked 'can we shoot you', so i just laugh and say i'll pull them out for the whole day as they get what they give...usually shuts them up.
and people who have their own markers annoy the crap out of me. they chat during talks, act all hard as they have more experience than the others, and their marker either packs in and they dont know how to fix it, or theyre simple a ****e player overall..
cant help but laugh, some people can be weirdly stupid.
although one of the best teamwork moves ive seen in a game involved a player in a wheelchair...yes you read me right
punter starts playing a game, and looks at me and shouts
'theyre shooting at me, what do i do??!!'
so i said 'shoot back'
'but why?'...
..........OH MY GOD...was a girl for the record lol.
i always get asked 'can we shoot you', so i just laugh and say i'll pull them out for the whole day as they get what they give...usually shuts them up.
and people who have their own markers annoy the crap out of me. they chat during talks, act all hard as they have more experience than the others, and their marker either packs in and they dont know how to fix it, or theyre simple a ****e player overall..
cant help but laugh, some people can be weirdly stupid.
although one of the best teamwork moves ive seen in a game involved a player in a wheelchair...yes you read me right
once the walkons were walking down to the field furthest from the safe zone and the punters were going back, so we stopped to let a couple pass. one of them moves a branch out the way for his mate. bearing in mind that were out the safe zone so all are wearing masks at this point. lets go of the branch and i`m hit in the mask by a leaf at the end of the branch only to hear the words.
"i`m sorry mate did i get you in the eye`s ?"
"i`m sorry mate did i get you in the eye`s ?"
so far for me my ultimate classic was whiel working at the same site as skeetmaster.
Punter half way up a tree, i spot him "you allright up there mate, bit dangerous up there aint it."
"Nahh im ok boss, but can you pass me my gun!"
mwhahahah lucky for him his team had already wiped out the other team or he'd of been in soem serious fecking pain.
Also i dont get peved at player with there own gats tbh, gives me something different to do when i have to show them how to fix there gats. No, just me then
Punter half way up a tree, i spot him "you allright up there mate, bit dangerous up there aint it."
"Nahh im ok boss, but can you pass me my gun!"
mwhahahah lucky for him his team had already wiped out the other team or he'd of been in soem serious fecking pain.
Also i dont get peved at player with there own gats tbh, gives me something different to do when i have to show them how to fix there gats. No, just me then
No youre right 180 infernos a few spyders breaks up the day. Nice to know they wont be collecting stones / old paint which always makes it interesting.........
oh god yeah had a guy call me over saying his gun wasnt working. so i turned it upside down and fire a few times, nothing came out...weird...
so i took the bolt out and shoved the straight shot down it...and it stopped near the elbow
so i pushed harder, pulled back, pushed, pulled back pushed...wtf was happening???
took the shot out and looked into the gun...there was a STONE just infront of the elbow, literally wedged in there by the barrel
HTF DID THAT GET THERE???? i asked the guy and he was like 'what!!??, mustve been someone else'...
so i took the bolt out and shoved the straight shot down it...and it stopped near the elbow
so i pushed harder, pulled back, pushed, pulled back pushed...wtf was happening???
took the shot out and looked into the gun...there was a STONE just infront of the elbow, literally wedged in there by the barrel
HTF DID THAT GET THERE???? i asked the guy and he was like 'what!!??, mustve been someone else'...