Whats the Best thing a Punter has said to you?

[J.C]

Walking back to the safezone yesterday, a bloke came up to me and said all his paint had dissapeared. I asked him what he meant and looked in his hopper, he had a couple of burst balls inside. His reply was a ball exploded and all the rest vanished!!!.

Recently 5 of us where down the site training for a tourney, three of us being marshalls at the site took on about 20 recballers, too easy, We were playing in the woods with a fort. One of the punters had misheard the rules and thought to win the game he just had to get insde the fort. Too our amusement seen as it was a total anilation game, never aless two us spun on him and gave him the good news, he wasnt even carrying his marker because he thought he could run faster without it.

james

 

[IL=Tim the Yank]

This young lady comes walking off the field covered with paint. I chuckled and asked what are you doing? You've got like 4 hits on your mask and at least 5 on your gun. To which she says Yeah, but I'm a girl.

 

[Bolter]

hehe ^^

also just remembered all the times when you hear

"Marshal Marshal"

and so you run over

*frantically firing gun*
"my gun ain't not working guvenor"

So I check it.....it has paint.......doesnt fire any paint......lift lid........push fingers in.....pull out gold ball sized paintball from last week.

My question "Did you pick any paintballs up off the floor?" always ends in

"Me? No mate"

lol!!!

 

[Skeet]

"So, how did this Twig get in there...or this stone..or this...what is that...how did this snail get in there then?"

One guy, had three golf balls in his hopper...twat...

 

[le-pig]

Originally posted by Skeetmaster
"So, how did this Twig get in there...or this stone..or this...what is that...how did this snail get in there then?"

One guy, had three golf balls in his hopper...twat...

had a guy turn up with a bayonet ,he had the cheak to luck puzzled when asked what exactly he intended to do with it

 

[Scotty D]

Thankfully we've never had bayonets.

Not a punter but the father of a bunch of posh kids. Once all the kids (cotton wool and all) were out of his posh roader did say about the woods
"this is all very rustic. Did you design it yourself?"

 

[Skeet]

Originally posted by Scotty D
Thankfully we've never had bayonets.

Not a punter but the father of a bunch of posh kids. Once all the kids (cotton wool and all) were out of his posh roader did say about the woods
"this is all very rustic. Did you design it yourself?"

"Yes sir...yes, this site was 30 years in the making, waiting for the trees to grow as we planned them"

 

[J.C]

working down the local site yesterday, a punter shouts over same old thing, the marker isnt firing.
Running over to him, he gets shot, he complains that he couldnt fire back. Go to have a look at the marker to notice his hopper is on the floor!!!. Picked it up next time you might want to use it

 

[badvoc]

The cream of British youth?

A large mixed group of students from Bristol University are in the safe area, One of the girls looks at her friends and announces

"My bitches and I will be going commando in the next game",

enough said!

 

[Little Adam]

Why do punters feel the need to wear camo face paint?